Best one liner in a 'cooler thread

[KenHigg]

Here's one of the best one-liners I've seen around here:

Link

Anybody else have any?

 

[Groundrush]

Here's one of the best one-liners I've seen around here:

Link

Anybody else have any?

I don't like that one

 

[Pauldohert]

Its all in the timing -

http://www.access-programmers.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=526803#post526803

 

[Vassago]

Not a cooler thread, but still pretty funny. This was posted in the Chinese Transplants Political Thread by Adeptus.

http://access-programmers.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=527355#post527355

 

[GMLWORLDCHAMP!]

Couldn't help it...this is sharp!

Considering all of the constant abuse, America bashing, irreverence, etc, etc, etc, from these users, I couldn't resist but still restrained myself from being overly crude to offer this slick come back...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

: Originally Posted by ColinEssex
so where is Gloria this afternoon? off trying to think up more instances of how the US has stopped us from speaking German I s'pose

Actually I was wondering if his name was Mike (Gloria's - not MSP)

Col

my response to the above comment:

Our other favorite... Hey everyone...it's...Colin of Essex...(clap sign lights)...

Yeah Col...between you and Rich, he's still our favorite "cartoon" but you are a very close 2nd...very much like code for the bathroom; he's #1 and you're #2!

...so ends the lesson because that is by far, more clever than you two could ever hope to be!?#?$?!

 

[Rich]

Where's the slick bit?

 

[GMLWORLDCHAMP!]

Where's the slick bit?

Big shocker...you don't get it...well, I'm sure others will and that's the point!

 

[Mile-O]

I counted four lines. And it wasn't funny.

 

[GMLWORLDCHAMP!]

I counted four lines. And it wasn't funny.

Opinions will vary and yours and your lot don't matter to me and mine...

 

[Brianwarnock]

GML.
Self praise is no praise. and must you infest more threads , atleast if you stay on the Ryder cup thread you are easy to ignore.

Brian

 

[GMLWORLDCHAMP!]

GML.
Self praise is no praise. and must you infest more threads , atleast if you stay on the Ryder cup thread you are easy to ignore.

Brian

Yeah, I would have thought so too but apparently not because you guys keep chiming in so there must be something to it, huh?...

I've sought out as many threads as I can and will continue, you bet, because I'm happy to recant your lots foolish comments whenever and wherever I can!

Maybe if you guys would grow up a little and talk to people with more respect, you'd get more respect...there's a thought...but you insist on harping on people's user names, wanting and demanding to know every detail and that's just not going to happen so when I ignore you, you know why.

I don't, nor does anyone else, owe you guys an explanation to anything we post so deal with it.

 

[Rich]

Opinions will vary and yours and your lot don't matter to me and mine...

Reminds me of Dyke 375

 

[GMLWORLDCHAMP!]

A few...

Actually GML,

Brian is usually very considerate, and sometimes it is evident that he cringes from some of the remarks of his countrymen.

I've noticed a few posts myself...a few...thanks!

 

[Adeptus]

GML (and those that followed, but he started it),
Must you pollute every thread with bickering?

This thread was supposed to be for pointing out funny/witty one-liners
(by others, not yourself)

Next you'll be invading the "best jokes" thread

 

[GMLWORLDCHAMP!]

You're right...but...

GML (and those that followed, but he started it),
Must you pollute every thread with bickering?

This thread was supposed to be for pointing out funny/witty one-liners
(by others, not yourself)

Next you'll be invading the "best jokes" thread

I'm glad for you that you haven't had to babysit these guys but I have had to and I'm not backing down for them or anyone else...

 

[Rich]

I think this guy's been hit on the head with a golf ball too many times, he's deranged

 

[Vassago]

Get back on topic people!

 

[Brianwarnock]

Get back on topic people!

It's difficult with GML around, mind you he's not all bad , he's managed to unite Col and Rich with Ken and Greg!

Brian

 

[Vassago]

It's difficult with GML around, mind you he's not all bad , he's managed to unite Col and Rich with Ken and Greg!

Brian

Obviously, you have difficulty staying on topic too, but that last part does belong in this thread.

 

[selenau837]

Wow, it's changed here!!