Best one liner in a 'cooler thread

[Bodisathva]

That one got my vote

 

[MsLady]

Mike375 thread :



Kodo :
I'd rather subject my nipples to hot tar..


Uncle Gizmo :
Spelling mistake?
I'd rather subject my nipples to a hot tart....

Bwahahahahahahaa....catdamn!

 

[msp]

Wosley

Once again, how many Americans or American families do you know personally?

Rich

56

Made me laugh

 

[Adeptus]

Yep, seem to be a lot of good one-liners in the political forums... I guess it partially makes up for all the politics in the 'cooler...

http://www.access-programmers.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=535918&postcount=455

 

[Worley]

Originally Posted by SJ McAbney

It was a simple joke by Kerry saying that if people didn't study hard enough then they'll end up in the military. It's probably a rather true statement.

KenHig posted:

How many of your friends or relatives have ever served in the military?

SJ McAbney replied:

Quite a few. My father, my uncle. My sister's fiance. Some other friends. Why? Their military involvement has nothing to do with John Kerry or Iraq.

KenHig:

Guess your father, uncle and sister's fiance should have studied harder.

Jeez, that was pretty hardcore lol. I prolly wouldnt have come right out with that, hehe. Great one liner though, and SJ set him/herself up pretty good for it.

 

[Worley]

Bitch!

Now that is a quality one liner, lol! Colin is gonna straight up feint, hehe.

http://www.access-programmers.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=99552&page=15

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