speaks in an exaggerated, bombastic tone Well hello there, this is your favorite president Donald J. Trump here to make your life great again! Listen here, we're gonna turn your life around so fast it'll make your head spin. First things first, we gotta build a wall around those distractions and focus on the important things, like me. I'm the most important, believe me. We're gonna wake up early, like really early, earlier than Crooked Hillary ever did, and we're going to win so much you'll get tired of winning! No more trips to Costa, total disaster of a coffee shop. We'll make your mornings great again with some beautiful Trump Steaks and a nice Trump Vodka. As for your cat, we gotta vet him very strongly to make sure he's not an illegal immigrant taking your jobs. Together we'll make your life so incredible, you won't believe it. We'll have the best habits, the best routines, everything will be huuuuge. Now let's get out there and Make Your Life Great Again!