I thought ya'll might be bored

[Thales750]

Well if you were'nt before you might be now.

Canadian claims Keanu Reeves fathered her kids
http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/ap/brand/SIG=br2v03/*http:/www.ap.org
38 mins ago
BARRIE, Ontario – A paternity suit launched by a Canadian woman seeking millions of dollars from Keanu Reeves was thrown out of court Thursday.
Karen Sala claimed she had a sexual relationship with Reeves during and after her marriage and that they lived together.
Reeves vehemently denies ever having met the woman.
Sala was seeking 3 million Canadian dollars ($2.8 million) a month in spousal support, retroactive to November 2006. She also wanted $150,000 ($144,000) a month in child support, going back to June 1988.
However, a judge in Ontario dismissed the case, saying Sala's allegations were "so incredible" that no reasonable judge would accept them.
Judge Fred Graham said any trial would be "a waste of limited judicial resources," after Sala disputed DNA proving Reeves was not the father. Sala claimed the results had been tampered with or that Reeves used hypnosis to affect the results.
"I do know for a fact that he is the biological father," said Sala, who is representing herself, adding that she has proof but cannot show it to the court.
She said Reeves grew up down the street from her and she has known him since she was four or five. She did not connect him to the actor until much later because she knew him by the name Marty Spencer, she said.
Lawyer Lorne Wolfson, representing Reeves, suggested Sala's ex-husband is in fact the father of the children, as stated in documents in their divorce proceedings.
Sala had declined to bring a motion to have her ex-husband's DNA tested and has refused to produce her children's birth certificates, Wolfson said.
Reeves, 45, grew up in Toronto before leaving for Hollywood in 1986. He starred in the "Matrix" films as well as "Speed" and "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure."

 

[ajetrumpet]

is that the same thing as a claim to be tiger woods' mistress ?

 

[Thales750]

is that the same thing as a claim to be tiger woods' mistress ?

hehehe, maybe.

 

[Fifty2One]

Maybe Judge Judy will hear the case and rule on it.

 

[Thales750]

A Canadian judge refused. Reaves did take a DNA test, when it was negative, she claimed alians or something tampered with it.

Sorry, I forgot how much of the artical I had posted...Never mind.

 

[Vassago]

Wow... Of course he's the father, it makes perfect sense.

 

[Kryst51]

Yep, He's the baby daddy for sure.

 

[Fifty2One]

I bet Keanu Reeves is really the father but Karen Sala is not the mother, the real mother is Shania Twain but Keanu Reeves used is incredible powers of hypnotism and has Karen Sala believing that she is the mother and Karen Salas was Shaia's lover and they had a baby together so that is why Keanu had to hypnotize Karen into believing that Marty Spencer is the father and she is the mother. She deserves the child support money anyway from Keanu.

 

[Kryst51]

I bet Keanu Reeves is really the father but Karen Sala is not the mother, the real mother is Shania Twain but Keanu Reeves used is incredible powers of hypnotism and has Karen Sala believing that she is the mother and Karen Salas was Shaia's lover and they had a baby together so that is why Keanu had to hypnotize Karen into believing that Marty Spencer is the father.

I think I followed the train of this thought all the way through.

 

[Thales750]

I bet Keanu Reeves is really the father but Karen Sala is not the mother, the real mother is Shania Twain but Keanu Reeves used is incredible powers of hypnotism and has Karen Sala believing that she is the mother and Karen Salas was Shaia's lover and they had a baby together so that is why Keanu had to hypnotize Karen into believing that Marty Spencer is the father and she is the mother. She deserves the child support money anyway from Keanu.

Brother, you are good, I was thinking the same thing, I just could put it in to words.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Worst part is, that long chain of misadventures was beginning to make sense. Must be way too late at night.

 

[ColinEssex]

Who the hell cares?

Col

 

[Rich]

Who the hell cares?

Col

American s

 

[Thales750]

American s

Good jobs boys it only took 13 post.

 

[Rich]

Good jobs boys it only took 13 post.

' always said you were slow

 

[Thales750]

' always said you were slow

It's only a flesh wound.

 

[Rich]

It's only a flesh wound.

Watch it doesn't turn sceptic

 

[TessB]

Watch it doesn't turn sceptic

We spell it with a k.
skeptic.

 

[Thales750]

Watch it doesn't turn sceptic

It will take you a while.

 

[Thales750]

We spell it with a k.
skeptic.

Hello Tess,
Good seeing you here.