I'm sure no one missed me....right guys?

[The_Doc_Man]

At least Colin admits his mistakes and corrects them. You don't even seem to recognize your mistakes. This means that you lack experience.

From Ambrose Bierce's "Devil's Dictionary" - Experience, n. - that which allows you to recognize your mistakes when you make them again.

 

[isladogs]

and I thought I was winning. =(

No. You'll have to try much harder ….

 

[vba_php]

oh come on Colin. are you saying you don't get at least SOME enjoyment out of my smart ass comments? =) I thought we were mutual Access gurus? ok, maybe you are a little more than me. but still....

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Adam, I wouldn't call you a "guru." You are more like the Cajun rougarou - a shape shifter that sometimes seems more or less human, then changes into a horrible beast.

At the moment, I'm still not sure which phase is which.

 

[NauticalGent]

I thought we were mutual Access gurus?

Me thinks thou presume a bit much...

 

[vba_php]

Adam, I wouldn't call you a "guru." You are more like the Cajun rougarou - a shape shifter that sometimes seems more or less human, then changes into a horrible beast.

At the moment, I'm still not sure which phase is which.

I will discard your comment Richard just like a discarded pretty much everything else that comes out of your hands on the keyboard

 

[vba_php]

If you only knew what I could do, u old man

 

[The_Doc_Man]

If only you would ever SHOW us that you can do anything, young man.

 

[ColinEssex]

Why do Americans refer to 'guys'? There could be girls posting too. It's not unheard of, I believe girls can use a computer also.
Col

 

[NauticalGent]

Welcome to the Land of Suck Colin

 

[The_Doc_Man]

In another post, Col, I did use "guys and gals" just to be ecumenical about it.

 

[NauticalGent]

Doc, ever since I have joined this forum, my vocabulary has grown exponentially thanks to you...

 

[The_Doc_Man]

That is the true goal of any educator.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Adam, I am reminded of a humorous song by Homer and Jethro. There is a line that ties in with your thread title.

Oh, How can I miss you
if you won't go away?

 

[vba_php]

If only you would ever SHOW us that you can do anything, young man.

well what would you like to see, Richard? I'm willing to comply with your request, but until I know what the hell you're referring to specifically, I can't humor you. Are you talking about me posting my article on OOP in Access? If I did that, MajP would certainly get pissed off. He's already told me directly to stay out of his wheelhouse and I promised him I would.