It's a strange, weird, mysterious world out there...

[John Big Booty]

Oh, there's an excellent idea John I could stick my broomstick between the two and it would flyyyyyy

So the power output of a Broom stick is measured in Cat Power rather than Horse Power

 

[oumahexi]

That's it! Now you have the principles you can get your licence

 

[Rabbie]

Why when your looking for somthing, it always turns up in the first place you looked?

Not when i'm looking for something. Then it's always in the last place I look.

 

[Rich]

Why when your looking for somthing, it always turns up in the first place you looked?

It usually turns up when you no longer want it and you're looking for something else

 

[oumahexi]

How do bumble bees defy what we know as the laws of physics?

 

[Rabbie]

How do bumble bees defy what we know as the laws of physics?

That's a common misconception. Bumble bees DO obey the laws of physics and in particular the laws of Aerodynamics. The apparent breach is because they have less wing area than they should for their weight. This means thay cannot glide but while in flight they are always flapping their wings. The same laws of Aerodynamics apply to helicopters which also cannot glide but fly OK provided their rotor is working correctly.

 

[oumahexi]

OK Rabbie, as you're obviously in "clever cloggs" mode. Answer this one:

Why do Asda trollies have such a high rate of suicide? I'm always seeing them in the river and can only presume they have jumped...

 

[Rabbie]

OK Rabbie, as you're obviously in "clever cloggs" mode. Answer this one:

Why do Asda trollies have such a high rate of suicide? I'm always seeing them in the river and can only presume they have jumped...

Wouldn't you find it depressing to live in ASDA

 

[Kryst51]

Why do Asda trollies have such a high rate of suicide?

Are these people? What is Asda, a section of town?

 

[scott-atkinson]

Yes a Trollie in ASDA is a very unique person, they are generally dressed in Green, have miserable faces, lower than average IQ, with a pronounced frontal lobe, and they are prone to throwing themselves in Rivers..

A sad lot all round really.

 

[oumahexi]

Scott, I think you're painting a dismal picture of our rural areas. I'm sure not everyone who lives in Asda is off their trolly? But I do see Rabbies point.

It's not just the trollies though, the bags have issues too. I think it's when they get too much wine inside them they seem to think they can fly and end up stuck up trees.

 

[scott-atkinson]

What with the Bags and Trollies, ASDA should come with a Government health warning...