Post things men do

Uncle Gizmo

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Drink beer
Cook on the barbecue
Can't find anything in the fridge/wardrobe
 
Go play golf, come home grumping about their "game" and then talk about how they just can't wait to go golfing again. :p
 
Summarize a wife or daughter's 45-minute-complaining session with brief, one-sentence points about what the problem is, what can be done about it, and what the next steps options are. Suggest "do it or stop complaining"! Watch stunned looks then backtrack a bit ...
 
- Helps in carrying those heavy groceries (Guilty here~ hahahah)
- Eats more protein, less sugar (But I eat beef, chicken, fish AND loads of ice cream~ :ROFLMAO: )

People call me fat/chubby. I call this "muscle reservoir". If I was fat, how can I lift heavy things? :sneaky:
 
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Play with expensive toys.

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys. The difference between men and the politicians is that they play with people and like bigger and better armaments.
 
Play with expensive toys.

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys. The difference between men and the politicians is that they play with people and like bigger and better armaments.
And perhaps sometimes they play with the interns..
 

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