Isaac
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#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want..
I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine
as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know
that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home
in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being
aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social
Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution
every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
****And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat
is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not
drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here
in America.
We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits".
Albert Einstein
I know you all will appreciate this definition. The best description of
Obamacare so far:
Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it."
A physician called into a radio show and said:
"That's the definition of a stool sample."
And we can add to that:
I vote Democrat because any time someone shoots up a bar of gays or a store with minorities, we'll make sure to explore the hate-crime aspect of it.
But when the situation is reversed, we can all enjoy headlines like: "The Nashville shooter's motive is just a distraction. Let's talk about guns!"
I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine
as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know
that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home
in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being
aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social
Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution
every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
****And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat
is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not
drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here
in America.
We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits".
Albert Einstein
I know you all will appreciate this definition. The best description of
Obamacare so far:
Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it."
A physician called into a radio show and said:
"That's the definition of a stool sample."
And we can add to that:
I vote Democrat because any time someone shoots up a bar of gays or a store with minorities, we'll make sure to explore the hate-crime aspect of it.
But when the situation is reversed, we can all enjoy headlines like: "The Nashville shooter's motive is just a distraction. Let's talk about guns!"
