The Department of Positive Out of Body Possibilities

[GaryPanic]

mushroom -fungi

yeah I'll give you that one - but what about yeast ??

 

[Rich]

Not here on Venus..................

Is she in blue jeans?

 

[BarryMK]

All Hail - his holiness has decending from above (venus) blessing to his most devote followers of the orange blossom , (and terrys chocolate orange)-listen for these words of wisdom- squeezed and pulped

Yea and my words drip as the blessed juice of the immortal orangey globe, trespass not lest thou gettest squashed etc etc you write the rest I'm tired.....

 

[GaryPanic]

Yea and my words drip as the blessed juice of the immortal orangey globe, trespass not lest thou gettest squashed etc etc you write the rest I'm tired.....

See his most holiness has granted me the right to be first diciple (disciple - aw.. bugger
my turn to make the tea -

 

[BarryMK]

my turn to make the tea -

I think you mean squash. Do penance by sending me large sums of money.

 

[GaryPanic]

ahh your worshipfulness - its is of the orange type - sufused with mystic l orange peel - for that out of body expereince

 

[Rich]

Do penance by sending me large sums of money.

Help yourself

 

[Brianwarnock]

Is she in blue jeans?

Now we are getting somewhere.

Brian

 

[Ron_dK]

Is she in blue jeans?

No , it's a goddess on a mountain top ....

 

[BarryMK]

No , it's a goddess on a mountain top ....

Ye all strayeth from the path of orangeyness. I CAST DOWN ALL FALSE IDOLATERS

And Rich that money may be ok in Plymouth......

 

[Ron_dK]

I CAST DOWN ALL FALSE IDOLATERS

Oh , but ....
Let our holiness now command thy servants, which are before thee, to seek out a man, who is a cunning player on a bass: and it shall come to pass, when the evil spirit from Venus is upon thee, that he shall play with his hand, and thou shalt be well ...

 

[Brianwarnock]

Ye all strayeth from the path of orangeyness. QUOTE]


You just cant get a decent tan this weather.

Brian

 

[Tim Brewer]

To whom it may concern,

Thank you for all your input so far on this topic, and I hope to talk to you more about it when I get back from a vacation.

http://www.near-death.com/jokes.html

After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he.

"I don't understand," he complained to God. "I devoted my entire life to my congregation."

"Our policy here in heaven is to reward results," God explained. "Now, was your congregation well attuned to you whenever you gave a sermon?"

"Well," the minister had to admit, "some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time."

"Exactly," said God, "and when people rode in this man's taxi, they not only stayed wake, they even prayed."

Thank you,
Tim

 

[BarryMK]

To whom it may concern,

Thank you for all your input so far on this topic, and I hope to talk to you more about it when I get back from a vacation.

Tim

Don't waste your time pal, our new religion is set to sweep the world. It can't fail, it's founded on hearsay, myths and mumbo jumbo and will be maintained through brainwashing children from birth. Ring any bells?

 

[Rich]

Don't waste your time pal, our new religion is set to sweep the world. It can't fail, it's founded on hearsay, myths and mumbo jumbo and will be maintained through brainwashing children from birth. Ring any bells?

Is there a book out yet on the subject that we can peruse whilst sat on the loo?

 

[BarryMK]

Why have you run out of Andrex?

 

[Rich]

Why have you run out of Andrex?

Yes, but the print comes off the pages, oops, we'd better not go there

 

[BarryMK]

Yes, but the print comes off the pages, oops, we'd better not go there

I'm sending you a special laminated copy, use and use again!

 

[ColinEssex]

Yes, but the print comes off the pages, oops, we'd better not go there

Delete - it'll offend some members. This is a USA forum now remember?

Col

 

[Rich]

I'm sending you a special laminated copy, use and use again!

I'd rather use my fingers