What's in the kebabs then?

[Rich]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_midlands/7669625.stm

 

[MrsGorilla]

That's terrible.

 

[KenHigg]

How long was he there? Did he get backpay?

 

[georgedwilkinson]

This reminds me of an episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.

 

[Rich]

This reminds me of an episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.

Ramsay is a nightmare, period

 

[Vassago]

Ramsay is awesome! You better believe he would not let being dead be used as an excuse for poor hygiene and laziness in the kitchen.

 

[georgedwilkinson]

I can almost hear him:
"You have a dead person in your kitchen then? Hey, hey you, come here. This floor is a disgrace! And did you see that, Punjab over there is spitting on the floor! Oh my God, this place is a nightmare! You just dropped that sausage on the floor and then picked it up again. Put it in the bin!!! Turn it off, turn it all off!"

 

[KenHigg]

Kinda violates the first rule of cooking: 'Use only fresh ingredients'

 

[Vassago]

I can almost hear him:
"You have a dead person in your kitchen then? Hey, hey you, come here. This floor is a disgrace! And did you see that, Punjab over there is spitting on the floor! Oh my God, this place is a nightmare! You just dropped that sausage on the floor and then picked it up again. Put it in the bin!!! Turn it off, turn it all off!"

You left out a few f@%k words in there.

 

[KenHigg]

That is so gross - a man smoking and spitting on the filthy floor..... ewwwwwww...

I agree, those are things that should be delegated to a waitress...

 

[Vassago]

Kinda violates the first rule of cooking: 'Use only fresh ingredients'

Yeah, they should always be properly prepared and stored for later use and never left out too long...

 

[Vassago]

I agree, those are things that should be delegated to a waitress...

...with a glass eye...

 

[KenHigg]

He may have been planning on making some couch potatoes? I mean, he was laying around for a while...

 

[oumahexi]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_midlands/7669625.stm

Oh please, my boss would have propped him up at his desk! Did he have a death certificate on him? If not, I can't see them accepting being dead as a reason not to work, he managed to make it to work after all. One excuse after another with these employees

 

[KenHigg]

Oh please, my boss would have propped him up at his desk! Did he have a death certificate on him? If not, I can't see them accepting being dead as a reason not to work, he managed to make it to work after all. One excuse after another with these employees

You know, maybe we should all go around and poke the deadbeats around work and see if they respond...

 

[oumahexi]

You know, maybe we should all go around and poke the deadbeats around work and see if they respond...

Good idea, I'll sharpen my stick. It'll be interesting to see if I can get it as sharp as my tongue lol.

 

[Rich]

You know, maybe we should all go around and poke the deadbeats around work and see if they respond...

Along with those who spend all their time posting here when they should be working for the company

 

[KenHigg]

So should I jump when poked or play dead?

 

[Rich]

So should I jump when poked or play dead?

How does cupcake deal with it?

 

[KenHigg]

The poking or the playing dead?