Hi Steve I had noticed your move to Linux in your signature, I have just been forced to get a new machine due to the demise of my old PC running XP and office 2002 ! , so bought a laptop which had win 8 and office 2013, not Access though as I have only used that on here for the 8 years of retirement, don't feel that I should be still giving technical advice.
I would feel a bit vulnerable going to Linux as I no longer have contact with any other techies, perhaps I'm a coward.
BTW I dislike Excel 2013 too, why do Microsoft insist on changing the user interface, hell I had to Google to find out how to open the VBA editor. The simple things we all use appear to be more complicated, no doubt I will get used to it but that doesn't mean it's ok much less better than 2002/3
Hope you enjoy your retirement when it comes. Keep busy even if its with your feet up fishing if that's your thing!
Brian