One Liners; Tidbits; Wise Sayings (1 Viewer)

[MrsGorilla]

Where does it say he was sleeping on the job? It just says he was sleeping. For all we know, he could have had that dream at home.

 

[Brianwarnock]

Where does it say he was sleeping on the job? It just says he was sleeping. For all we know, he could have had that dream at home.

Typical nit picking woman.

Brian

She's right of course.

 

[Kinger43]

Cheeseburger walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey buddy, we don't serve food here!"

 

[Oldsoftboss]

Cheeseburger walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey buddy, we don't serve food here!"

Three sheep walk into a bar. Bartender says "Sorry my boss said i'm not allowed to serve ewes"

 

[CraigDolphin]

Three sheep walk into a bar.

Shouldn't that read "Three sheep walk into a baa." ?

Ok, stop throwing things. You've no idea how my day has been

 

[statsman]

Two guys walk out of a bar (for a change).
The first one asks "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The second one replies "I don't know, I don't live around here".

 

[ajetrumpet]

Two guys walk out of a bar (for a change).
The first one asks "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The second one replies "I don't know, I don't live around here".

Are they blonde??

 

[statsman]

A friend told me this one:

I give way on the street to no one except:
Looking in the rear-view mirror I see
Blonde
SUV
Cellphone.

I pull over at once and let her pass.

 

[Jacob Mathai]

a puzzle

It is a body part.
First 2 times, it is free. Third time, you have to pay for it.
What is it?

 

[Alc]

It is a body part.
First 2 times, it is free. Third time, you have to pay for it.
What is it?

Your left ear.

 

[Jacob Mathai]

It is a body part.
First 2 times, it is free. Third time, you have to pay for it.
What is it?

Answer: Your teeth

 

[Alc]

Damn, so close.

 

[ajetrumpet]

Answer: Your teeth

Is this related to Christmas, and the "two front teeth" you get???

 

[Alc]

Is this related to Christmas, and the "two front teeth" you get???

I think it means your 'baby' and adult sets of teeth are free, but when you get false ones, they cost you.

 

[ajetrumpet]

boy, I'm naive.

 

[GaryPanic]

I got a falsey - free from the NHS...
does this count

 

[Brianwarnock]

I got a falsey - free from the NHS...
does this count

Are we still talking teeth here?

Brian

 

[MrsGorilla]

Are we still talking teeth here?

Brian

What else might it be?

 

[GohDiamond]

Here's one lifted from the STAR: A good friend is one who'll come out, even late at night, bail you out of jail, a real friend is one who'll sit beside you there and says "Damn that was fun!"

Cheers!
Goh

 

[statsman]

I got a falsey - free from the NHS...
does this count

Only if you pulled the originals with a pair of pliers.

OPPS, wrong forum