Yeah yeah you'd better watch if you meet me again in Dunf then you never know what might happen..I'll make sure I'm not so out of sorts next time!! You're alright you know we'll make sure it's edinburgh next time (far better)
I text you yesterday but no didn't get yours have you changed your mobile no? It doesn't come up with your name anymore it's a strange no. I'll check again later.
Hay: No - I think this is strictly between you two. I could give you both a false mobile number and see what happens!
Lyns: Think I'm not mad enough to be in your gang, tho I do feel a bit of an odd one out without a wavy union flag! Could change it tho, but that means giving Clyde the boot!
oh Hay by the way i got a new number!
u know what i think everybody thinks were absolutly aff ooour heeds wit di ye recn? gonne jist cofuss thim the noo wi a wee bit o' oor tock!whit di yi thik?(not scottich talk just a wee language i kind make up cos' i cant spell)
oh god col why not just get it bloody billboard size!
oh and god help us if i did speak the way i type i would have been taken away by men in white coats long long ago! what did you think of the db?? its not too great eh!