Adam, it is possible to be a really good person and yet make a bad first impression. When you were here the first time over 10 years ago under another nom de plume, you gave such a bad impression as to get banned. My issue is that as of the moment you write this, you are on 2,396th impression of your current incarnation - and we still aren't favorably impressed.
You talk about common sense but then you are such a boorish person as to even hijack threads in the Introduction section. Where is the sense in that? (Rhetorical question, because that behavior is pure nonsense.)
In the technical section, you commonly speak ill of Access. We all do, but that's not the point where I'm heading. If you are going to speak of the shortcomings of the product, then offer alternatives that make sense in the context of the question. Offer workarounds. But don't point to a mediocre web site that offers nothing useful because you haven't finished it yet.
You have offered "explanations" of many things but totally botched them. You get called down on so many things but nothing makes a dent in you. And yet you wonder why you get no respect? What have I been telling you about personal relationships? They are REFLECTIONS. You treat me with respect, perhaps I will return the favor. You casually dismiss me in some way, perhaps I'll drop you like a hot rivet. The point is, if you give bad advice you can expect bad reviews. What goes around comes around.
You think I might come to you for something one day. If it happens that I ever decide to pick up PHP or get heavily invested in web issues, I might. Or I might not. I grant that the future is not predictable. But may I offer advice on that? While waiting for me to come to you, don't hold your breath.