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[carlnewboult]

What Most People Feel Like On A Monday

Think most people will agree that this is what we all feel like on a Monday morning

 

[selenau837]

Mine quit easily as well, just turn the key to the 'Off' position.

Brat, I also get quit, quiet and quite mixed up.

 

[KenHigg]

... manifold was very prominent.

manifold - Good word girl!

 

[selenau837]

manifold - Good word girl!

Isn't that what it was called? *dumb blonde look*

 

[Ron_dK]

Are you still glad that there is someone that still gets this?

Yes Ken, I'm still very glad that still very someone still understands the very picky glad thing of this very picky joke.

 

[selenau837]

Think most people will agree that this is what we all feel like on a Monday morning

Nope, I feel like that EVERY morning....

If that li'l creature had wild curly red hair, that would be me.

 

[Rich]

This of course would not make sense as the spark plug cannot generate any current.

Well now that's not strictly true is it, the friction generated by the piston thrusting up and down within the cylinder could in theory create quite a high static charge at the end of the cable

 

[Rich]

Also, I'm short, I've never seen the motor from that angle.

Get some high heels or a stepladder

 

[selenau837]

Well now that's not strictly true is it, the friction generated by the piston thrusting up and down within the cylinder could in theory create quite a high static charge at the end of the cable

Wouldn't that only happen if the oil was low. Doesn't the oil keep it from causing 'bad' friction?

 

[Rich]

Wouldn't that only happen if the oil was low. Doesn't the oil keep it from causing 'bad' friction?

Yes but then compressing air with force could also create the same effect

 

[selenau837]

Get some high heels or a stepladder

I do love my 4 inch heels. That makes me 5'7" when I wear them. But I don't like to mess them up. It's dirty under the hood of a car.

 

[KenHigg]

Isn't that what it was called? *dumb blonde look*

Yes - And in general 'engine' terms there are two; The intake manifold and the exhaust manifold. On this engine, the exhaust manifold is in the front, just under the distributor, and the intake manifold is on the back side...

 

[Rich]

It's dirty under the hood of a car.

That's bonnet, to use the correct terminology

 

[selenau837]

Yes - And in general 'engine' terms there are two; The intake manifold and the exhaust manifold. On this engine, the exhaust manifold is in the front, just under the distributor, and the intake manifold is on the back side...

Ahh, well mine was huge metal pipes that sat in the. I just thought they looked cool. My ex inlaw xplained to me what it was.

I helped change my altenator, head gaskit, valve cover gaskit, timing belt, altenator belt, water hose. THe final straw was the wiring harness had a short it in, touched the engin block caused a spark and set my engin on fire. So it is still sitting tot his day.

 

[KenHigg]

That's bonnet, to use the correct terminology

No, this is a bonnet:

 

[selenau837]

That's bonnet, to use the correct terminology

A bonnet is a hat you wear on your head!!

 

[Ron_dK]

I do love my 4 inch heels. That makes me 5'7" when I wear them. But I don't like to mess them up. It's dirty under the hood of a car.

Funny,
I do love my 4 16" wheels, that makes me 141 cm when I drive them .......

 

[selenau837]

Funny,
I do love my 4 16" wheels, that makes me 141 cm when I drive them .......

Sweet, so do they still spin after you stop???

 

[KenHigg]

A bonnet is a hat you wear on your head!!

To-Do: Go into Pep Boys and tell them you're having problems under the bonnet.

 

[selenau837]

To-Do: Go into Pep Boys and tell them you're having problems under the bonnet.

Or better yet, Nappa, or Auto Zone. All them redneck boys will look at you like you lost your flippin' mind.