Happy Birthday Ken

[Rich]

Frugal -

Don't forget, you can't take it with you

 

[KenHigg]

Don't forget, you can't take it with you

I doubt I'll have to worry about taking anything with me - especially after cupc... Hum, never mind

 

[Rich]

I doubt I'll have to worry about taking anything with me - especially after cupc... Hum, never mind

Didn't you get a pre-nup?

 

[KenHigg]

Didn't you get a pre-nup?

No -

And now it's the post-nup thats killin' me -

 

[Rich]

Serves you right, I bet you didn't listen to your mother

 

[ColinEssex]

No -

And now it's the post-nup thats killin' me -

pay her off and get a divorce then.

Col

 

[KenHigg]

pay her off and get a divorce then.

Col

And wash my own clothes - Not a chance -

 

[Rich]

And wash my own clothes - Not a chance -

Can't you afford a washing machine (or whatever it is foreigners call it)

 

[ColinEssex]

And wash my own clothes - Not a chance -

god, you really don't think this through - you get a Phillipino to do it for you, or a Mexican - well any country really, America treats the world like they own them. Treat them a bit rough and pay $2 a day. Like Americans do in them old cotton fields with the workers there.

They'll love it

Col

 

[KenHigg]

Can't you afford a washing machine (or whatever it is foreigners call it)

I doubt I could even dress myself in the morning at this point... ie: "Are you really going to wear that to work!?"

 

[Rich]

god, you really don't think this through - you get a Phillipino to do it for you, or a Mexican -
Col

Funny you should mention that, I called at a guy's house yesterday, he must be in his late fifties. The door was opened by a drop dead gorgeous stunner of about 25 from Cambodia, his wife

 

[KenHigg]

god, you really don't think this through - you get a Phillipino to do it for you, or a Mexican - well any country really, America treats the world like they own them. Treat them a bit rough and pay $2 a day. Like Americans do in them old cotton fields with the workers there.

They'll love it

Col

But who'll sit on the back of my hog

 

[KenHigg]

Funny you should mention that, I called at a guy's house yesterday, he must be in his late fifties. The door was opened by a drop dead gorgeous stunner of about 25 from Cambodia, his wife

With something like that to manage, he may have just appeared as though he was late fifties, he may have been late forties

 

[Rich]

But who'll sit on the back of my hog

Won't it fall to bits with more than one up?

 

[ColinEssex]

Funny you should mention that, I called at a guy's house yesterday, he must be in his late fifties. The door was opened by a drop dead gorgeous stunner of about 25 from Cambodia, his wife

Good that he's repairing the damage caused by the US war there. He deserves a medal for his effort, it must be exhausting.

I've heard of several who have Philipino slaves - sorry employees. We had one who was a cleaner.

Col

 

[ColinEssex]

But who'll sit on the back of my hog

they're not built to carry 2 people are they?

Col

 

[KenHigg]

they're not built to carry 2 people are they?

Col

Sure - We go everywhere on it...

You two should really get out more often ...

 

[ColinEssex]

You two should really get out more often ...

what, to the one and only Hardly Driveable dealership to look at poorly crafted, ancient designed overpriced tractors?

You know they cost around $30,000 here?

Col

 

[GaryPanic]

Chi - or Qi as it know here UK side - throws some of the rules out with English every word starting with a Q needs a U afterwards - however this is an old rule and has been amended in the Oxford dictionary (acceptable in scrabble asa well.

Cake.............. ?? where ?

 

[KenHigg]

what, to the one and only Hardly Driveable dealership to look at poorly crafted, ancient designed overpriced tractors?

You know they cost around $30,000 here?

Col

I suppose I could opt for a second hand rice burner if I had to

Yeah, some of the top of the line models where up around that around here several years ago but they seem to be coming down now that they started producing more of them...