How To Remove Candle Wax from A Mobile Phone

[ColinEssex]

That site is blocked by our firewall Uncle G

Col

 

[Rich]

I see the British are sending 5000 troops to Afghanistan to help out the Yanks who can't seem to manage on their own.

Col

I wonder how many will venture onto the street of Afghanistan dressed in pink?

 

[Groundrush]

Ok so I got the candle wax of the sofa and the........oh Bugger who cares?

.... ...perhaps I shouldn't say "Bugger" on this threat.

 

[ColinEssex]

I wonder how many will venture onto the street of Afghanistan dressed in pink?

Well, I get the impression it may be standard issue for American troops who wish to make a fashion statement instead of wearing the boring army colours. They're so drab don't you think?

Col

 

[ColinEssex]

Ok so I got the candle wax of the sofa and the........oh Bugger who cares?

Ground - just get the wife to do it, women are supposed to do the cleaning anyway thats why we married them isn't it?

Col

 

[Groundrush]

Ground - just get the wife to do it, women are supposed to do the cleaning anyway thats why we married them isn't it?

Col

I think i'll keep that comment to myself..

Despite the fact that she was the one that made all the mess it's my fault because I gave the door key to my Mother...

 

[maxmangion]

Ground - just get the wife to do it, women are supposed to do the cleaning anyway thats why we married them isn't it?

well said Col ... hope my girlfriend won't be reading this

 

[ColinEssex]

Despite the fact that she was the one that made all the mess it's my fault because I gave the door key to my Mother...

Ground - its never their fault, somehow the blame always comes back to us. it would still be your fault even if you were hundreds of miles away at the time she did it. Get used to it, it'll never change

Col

 

[maxmangion]

it would still be your fault even if you were hundreds of miles away at the time she did it. Get used to it, it'll never change

Another well said Col ... it seems you're talking from experience

 

[Rich]

Well, I get the impression it may be standard issue for American troops who wish to make a fashion statement instead of wearing the boring army colours. They're so drab don't you think?

Col

Are you sure you're not turning into a metrosexual?
As an aside I hear that the US is threatening Germany with trade sanctions if they don't send troops to Afghanistan.
What with the Americans in pink and the Germans in leather, hell anything could happen

 

[Rich]

Despite the fact that she was the one that made all the mess it's my fault because I gave the door key to my Mother...

Well look, you can soon find out if she's an understanding wife, just let slip that you're a metrosexual and would like to start taking her out in a pink latex outfit, I should leave out the chest waxing part for the minute.

 

[KenHigg]

... I'm presenting a solid scientifically backed argument.

Horse feathers. You've read a couple chapters from psychology 101 and now you think you're Dr Phil...

 

[Rich]

I get unnatural feelings about a vacuum cleaner.

Yeah, nothing sucks like an Electrolux!

 

[Ron_dK]

Yes, even wax spilled on a couch or two.

 

[Rich]

Yes, even wax spilled on a couch or two.

I wonder if it does the same for chest hair?

 

[ColinEssex]

Are you sure you're not turning into a metrosexual?

Metrosexual, my a*se!!! Its simple, if you wax chest hair and go out in a pink outfit - you're weird, no question I reckon its just another fad thing the Americans thought up I'd never heard of it till last week on this site - as I said, its all bo**ocks, there's too much of this analysis and amateur psychology crap in todays world.

As an aside I hear that the US is threatening Germany with trade sanctions if they don't send troops to Afghanistan.

not surprised, the Americans haven't invaded anywhere for a while so they may as well pass the time threatening european countries

What with the Americans in pink and the Germans in leather, hell anything could happen

So how many American men go around in a pink outfit in say, downtown New York (that are not pimps)?

Col

 

[Rich]

So how many American men go around in a pink outfit in say, downtown New York (that are not pimps)?

Col

That's difficult to answer now that Starkers & Crutch are no longer on the streets

 

[Ron_dK]

I wonder if it does the same for chest hair?

Guess that depends on how much hair is left after spilling the wax

 

[KenHigg]

I wonder if one could duck tape the hair off your chest? That would make 100 and 2 uses for the stuff...

 

[Ron_dK]

What the h*ck is duck tape ?