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I have two meetings coming up where I have used all my good Jokes. Went through many of "worst joke" thread "worst joke" good title. Help me out. Keep it clean.
A church in Jacksonville, FL and one in Lewisburg, WVA basic question, who is your audience? You would want jokes that the audience would appreciate.
That points to religious humor, maybe lifestyle eccentricities. If you have Amazon Prime, watch some episodes of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. She is a fictional stand-up comic with a lot of humorous Jewish jokes which may provide some insight.A church in Jacksonville, FL and one in Lewisburg, WV
Thanks, I'll give it a tryThat points to religious humor, maybe lifestyle eccentricities. If you have Amazon Prime, watch some episodes of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. She is a fictional stand-up comic with a lot of humorous Jewish jokes which may provide some insight.
You sure that's necessary? Growing up we literally had a school bus of Nuns, from the convent my Aunts used to belong to, show up at all our family functions. After a couple wines they'd tell some pretty dirty jokes.Keep it clean.
Excellent, I can use it in conjugation with: My wife is very helpful. Before I married her, I would wait at traffic lights not knowing it had turned greenA man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?" "To me, it's a penny." "God, may I have a penny?" "Wait a minute."
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
This reminds me of my wife, who if I'm being honest, is a terrible back-seat driver (i.e. gives advice to the driver too much).Excellent, I can use it in conjugation with: My wife is very helpful. Before I married her, I would wait at traffic lights not knowing it had turned green