Story

[MSAccessRookie]

Suddenly an enormous

 

[sandy6078]

olympic gold medalist

 

[Rabbie]

wearing a see-through

 

[Alc]

balaclava leaped out

 

[rustyCrVx]

of a wormhole

 

[GaryPanic]

stuck in a..

 

[rustyCrVx]

jar of mayonaise

 

[GaryPanic]

and it itchies ..

 

[sandy6078]

somewhere down yonder

 

[GaryPanic]

mayo doesn't help..

 

[rustyCrVx]

when you have

 

[MSAccessRookie]

fried green tomatoes

 

[sandy6078]

stuffed in your

 

[Rabbie]

airing cupboard. However

 

[Vassago]

if it's stuffed

 

[MSAccessRookie]

full of figs

 

[sandy6078]

then it doesn't

 

[Vassago]

on the outside

 

[Alc]

(according to official

 

[Rich]

statistics gathered by