Swine Fever

[dan-cat]

It didn't make me feel disgruntled but it didn't make me feel gruntled either

That's a hard one to 'wallow.

 

[Vassago]

It snout about the swine flu anymore, is it?

 

[dan-cat]

It snout about the swine flu anymore, is it?

It's become more truffle than it's worth.

 

[Rich]

I'm worried.... I haven't seen my brother since late Saturday night when he went home with a pig.

 

[Rich]

Finally we're seeing the effects of global warming.

Deathly cold in Mexico in April.

 

[Rabbie]

It's become more truffle than it's worth.

Brilliant

 

[Len Boorman]

Just shown this thread to my wife.

"This is a Forum to Help People ???????" She said

I rest my case

Len

 

[Rich]

Just shown this thread to my wife.

"This is a Forum to Help People ???????" She said

I rest my case

Len

Did it get her back up?

 

[Len Boorman]

Nearly got my collar felt

 

[Rich]

So there'll be no porking tonight then, sorry I just couldn't resist

 

[Vassago]

So there'll be no porking tonight then, sorry I just couldn't resist

That'd be something to swine about.

 

[Rich]

That'd be something to swine about.

load of tripe if you ask me

 

[Rich]

I'm getting so bloody ham fisted I can't open the bottle

 

[Vassago]

I'll just hock it up to bad taste.

 

[Rich]

Yes you just try swilling from a bottle with the cork still in, I'm gonna play back gammon with some other swine!

 

[Vassago]

Yes you just try swilling from a bottle with the cork still in, I'm gonna play back gammon with some other swine!

You're just a little ham-fisted. The cork is removable. Stop your grunting!

 

[Rich]

News flash!!!
Cases of Swine flu have been confirmed at all four Legoland theme parks.

Employees are said to be shitting bricks.

 

[Rich]

You're just a little ham-fisted. The cork is removable. Stop your grunting!

Well there could be an aporkalypse

 

[Vassago]

Well there could be an aporkalypse

Unlikely, just run to a farmacy.

 

[Rich]

Unlikely, just run to a farmacy.

I tried to ring but all I got was cracklin