The NEW America

[dan-cat]

It's a shame.

A damn shame

 

[dan-cat]

Of course, in the interest of remaining friendly and non-judgemental.

Yes it wasn't your fault we don't like tea

 

[Rich]

I'm sorry to hear that

You needn't be, I'm not in the least bit sorry

 

[dan-cat]

You needn't be, I'm not in the least bit sorry

Ignorance is bliss

 

[MrsGorilla]

A damn shame

Of course, never having experienced it he can't possibly know what he's missing.

 

[MrsGorilla]

Ignorance is bliss

Ha, you beat me to it.

 

[dan-cat]

Ha, you beat me to it.

I'm being a bit of a smart-ass today Think I better quit while I'm ahead

 

[MrsGorilla]

I'm being a bit of a smart-ass today Think I better quit while I'm ahead

Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing. It's almost quittin' time anyway. I better do some real work.

 

[dan-cat]

Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing. It's almost quittin' time anyway. I better do some real work.

Finished all mine for today 2 hours ago.

 

[MrsGorilla]

Finished all mine for today 2 hours ago.

Lucky you. Unfortunately I've been working on the neverending project, an Access database, naturally.

 

[dan-cat]

Lucky you. Unfortunately I've been working on the neverending project, an Access database, naturally.

I haven't worked on one of them for years, are they still around In fact why the hell do I hang out here

 

[Rich]

Ignorance is bliss

How can I be ignorant, I'm not American

 

[Rich]

I'm being a bit of a smart-ass today Think I better quit while I'm ahead

Where do you think you're ahead?

 

[dan-cat]

How can I be ignorant, I'm not American

You just said Tony Blair wasn't ignorant

 

[dan-cat]

Where do you think you're ahead?

I told you ignorance was bliss

 

[Rich]

You just said Tony Blair wasn't ignorant

No I didn't, he's an American puppet

 

[MrsGorilla]

In fact why the hell do I hang out here

For the endearing personalities, of course.

Well, some of us are anyway.

 

[Rich]

I told you ignorance was bliss

Depends on the topic

 

[MrsGorilla]

No I didn't, he's an American puppet

You said you weren't American and therefore you couldn't be ignorant, implying that anyone who isn't American is incapable of being ignorant. Hence, Tony Blair is not ignorant.

 

[MrsGorilla]

Depends on the topic

Like marriage?