You want to hear about my summer vacation? I used to know what a vacation was, then I had a baby.
First of all, as an employee in a US non-profit (ha!) organization, I get 3 weeks paid vacation, a couple of personal days, and I think 12 paid holidays. July 3rd and 4th were 2 of those paid holidays, and I took the rest of the week off. A likely story!! Since I can't really go anywhere with a 10-month old, I thought I would get some things done at home while she languished in day care. A likely story!!! She went to day care on Monday, which was great, and I went to my girlfriend's house and hung out, thinking I would have 3 additional days to accomplish my list of accomplishments. A likely story!! Wednesday morning, I drop her off at day care at 6:30 AM, and they call me to pick her up at 8:00 AM. I had an hour and a half vacation. The room she is in had been exposed to hand foot and mouth disease (not to be confused with hoof and mouth disease common in livestock), which produced little pimple-like pustules on her hands and feet, and they sent her home. Needless to say, it took me 2 days of misinformation and finally a dr's note to get her back into day care. So I had Friday without her (finally), got almost none of my list of accomplishments accomplished, and started my own sore throat around 10 AM Friday. But I got to see the new Pirates of the Carribean movie on Friday afternoon!!!! Then the weekend I spent sick, but still having to care for the baby, because my lazy ass BF was sick too, and of course his illnesses always trump mine.
Lisa
After a quick Google search, here's a photo of Johnny Depp: