What's your best/worst joke? (172 Viewers)

[AccessBlaster]

this has already been posted, AB.

Oldie but goodie, thanks.

 

[conception_native_0123]

Oldie but goodie

no argument about that

 

[CJ_London]

 

[CJ_London]

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[KitaYama]

How many online forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

10 to say it's a cross post and give the cross post address

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....

 

[CJ_London]

You missed a couple

request to clarify what type of light bulb

ask when the wiring was last checked

 

[conception_native_0123]

That's the longest joke I've ever seen yama.

 

[Dick7Access]

Thanks, your post lit me up!

 

[Cronk]

The trainee aircraft pilot had as his final test the object of flying a tin a paint to a destination following a complicated route. I can report that the trainee passed with flying colors.

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[NauticalGent]

Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships...


So when they arrive back in port, they can Scandinavian

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Uncle G., I've seen videos like that one before, and it frightens me to think that lawyers exist who are so abysmally stupid. They pride themselves over their "logic" and promptly proceed to demonstrate that their problem is much deeper. I wonder how they even make a living. But then I recall that these chowderheads DO get hired, which means their clients are even dumber. And some of the witness answers weren't uttered by the sharpest tacks in the drawer either.

This is supposed to be funny, but at the same time... Wow, what a depressing thought.

 

[CJ_London]

 

[The_Doc_Man]

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The odds are that the second part of the interview will be easier to arrange. Some of the news readers on flaming liberal stations would almost certainly qualify and would be readily available.

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[KitaYama]

Moral lesson : Never play near home.

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[moke123]