What's your best/worst joke? (172 Viewers)

[NauticalGent]

So...do you know how to keep a jackass in suspense

 

[AccessBlaster]

Does it involve "sand"?

 

[CJ_London]

you're the jackass.....

 

[AccessBlaster]

Guilty!

 

[KitaYama]

It's not a joke but since I'm sure you'll laugh I posted it here.

(You don't need an Instagram account to watch.)

Instagram

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[The_Doc_Man]

Thanks, KitaYama, for highlighting this clear case of child abuse! I sincerely hope that family gets counseling so they can straighten out the emotions of that terribly abused child, who will probably now grow up afraid that she has a recessive disability or something! Such a TERRIBLE trauma to be called a ... Democrat. How DARE that father use such language around his daughter! Oh, the outrage.



The emojis don't quite cut it.... ROTF LMAO PIMP

 

[KitaYama]

 

[KitaYama]

Again not a joke, but it made me laugh so hard.
So....

Cyber cheats married… to each other

Metro.co.uk: News, Sport, Showbiz, Celebrities from Metro

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[The_Doc_Man]

They should have listened to the song Escape. Similar situation, different result.

 

[CJ_London]

 

[CJ_London]

 

[Isaac]

Again not a joke, but it made me laugh so hard.
So....

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Cyber cheats married… to each other

Metro.co.uk: News, Sport, Showbiz, Celebrities from Metro

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I can't decide which idea is more compelling:

• How small is Bosnia??!
• Two wrongs don't make a right, but could they make forgiveness easier?
• It's funny to think those 2 Shutterstock models are real people - probably somewhere on planet earth, doing something like eating dinner RIGHT NOW!

 

[tltanhueco1990]

Where does a fish work?
Inside an offish.

What is the stinkiest planet?
Uranus. (Don't ask me why. Even I don't know~)

 

[NauticalGent]

Uranus. (Don't ask me why. Even I don't know~)

Uranus phonetically sounds like "Your anus"...

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Actually, if you listen to astronomers, they pronounce more like "urinous."

 

[Isaac]

Bathtime Review: A Torrid, Pointless Affair

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Free-Thinking Nonconformist Comes Out As Non-Binary Just Like Every Single One Of Her Friends

LAGUNA HILLS, CA—Local zoomer Danerys Williams has embraced her nonconformist ideology and shed the shackles of gender identity to become nonconformist just like every single one of her friends. Sources close to "zer" have confirmed that Daenerys Williams now goes by Dany and firmly rejects...

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Strange: Not One Of These 20,000 People Left The Beach To Use The Bathroom Today

OCEAN CITY, NJ — Authorities doing a survey on beachgoer bathroom habits noted that none of the 20,000 people visiting the beach last weekend left once to use the bathroom. The survey team had been performing the study to see whether they should install public restrooms on the vacation town's...

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Inspiring: Uber Driver Lasts .09 Seconds Before Volunteering That This Isn’t His Main Job

PHOENIX, AZ — Local Uber driver Michael Skinner set a new record today, waiting nearly a tenth of a second before telling his passenger that Uber isn't his main job.

babylonbee.com

 

[NauticalGent]

Need a good joke? Have a read...

Moderator keeps harassing me.

I also like how NG became the poster child of how to ignore :ROFLMAO: Maybe I should launch my own complaint against MajorPain MajP...

www.access-programmers.co.uk

 

[Isaac]

 

[Isaac]

 

[ChrisH81]

Hahaha I love some of these jokes.