Company Slogan. (1 Viewer)

[skea]

If you had a company! Which Slogan would you give it?
Or whats the best slogan you've ever read/heard.

Here is one for my company: Your Dime Today,Our Code Tomorrow.

 

[pono1]

Please don't sue me.

 

[Jakboi]

Where's the Beef?

The old lady from Wendy's...

 

[Lister]

Worth Killing for.
Worth dying for.
Worth going to hell for

 

[ColinEssex]

Knacker laquer adds a lustre to your cluster

Col

 

[Ron_dK]

Niet goed, geld kwijt. Garantie tot aan de deur.

 

[Adeptus]

Niet goed, geld kwijt. Garantie tot aan de deur.

I think I almost understand that... scary considering I don't speak Dutch

"Not good, gold (quit?). Guarantee dead at the door."?

 

[Ron_dK]

I think I almost understand that... scary considering I don't speak Dutch

"Not good, gold (quit?). Guarantee dead at the door."?

Pretty close. It means something like :
If not satisfied, though luck, no guarantee whatsoever.

 

[ColinEssex]

Nothing acts faster than Anadin - so take nothing

Col

 

[Ron_dK]

Du pain, du vin, du Boursin

 

[Fifty2One]

we save you money by ripping off the other customers...

 

[Nate74]

A local recording studio that I've recorded at before has a banner that says something like "Blah Blah Studios: making good artists sound great, and crappy ones go back to their day jobs since 1984."

 

[The_Doc_Man]

We have a butcher in town named Wagner. His slogan since some time in the 1950's: You can't beat Wagner's meat.

For our friends on the eastern side of the Atlantic pond, "beating meat" is slang for a wank - or male auto-eroticism if you prefer.

 

[skea]

A Security Surveillance firm

"In God We Trust.Others We Monitor."

 

[The_Doc_Man]

This one is absolutely legit.

We have a company called Fluke who sells electronic equipment. Their slogan?

If it works right, it's a Fluke!

 

[Friday]

I have a friend (really) who wanted to start a lollipop store when we were in high school. His name is Steve Cox. He was going to call the store Cox's Suckers...

 

[Oldsoftboss]

How about a pet grooming business called "Doggy Style" ?

 

[Oldsoftboss]

This one is absolutely legit.

We have a company called Fluke who sells electronic equipment. Their slogan?

If it works right, it's a Fluke!

I have a Fluke multimeter that I lost recently. My work colleague found it and set me a text msg saying "Hey, I found this meter, what a Fluke! "

 

[qailoh]

Company names

This is another real one...for high end pet care supplies...


Welcome to High Maintenance Bitch

The Pet Feather™ is the hottest new fashion for pets. They are not meant to be serious but seriously fun. Click here to shop our entire line of pet products!

Our goal at HMB is to keep your pet looking as beautiful and confident as you. The Pet Feather™ enhances the natural beauty of your pet yet allows them to behave freely.

Our trendy name, product and marketing appeals to the growing number of female pet owners. And with our success we are helping homeless animals find new homes with There's No Place Like Home.

link - http://girlmeetsdog.com/home.html

 

[The_Doc_Man]

HMB was in the news recently because some prudish community saw one open up and found that they had no sense of humor whatsoever.

Here's one from The Blues Brothers movie that always got me... not so much a slogan as a company name....

Carrie Fisher's character was reading a flame-thrower manual while sitting under a commercial hood-type hair drier at the "Curl Up and Dye" hair salon.

We have also now seen a series of restaurants in N'Awlins after the influx of Hispanics with a liking for N'Awlins soul food. The chain is called "Nacho Mama's" and is a perfect play on a common phrase used in local dialect in some of the poorer sections of the city.