No, I can afford the full bike.
Why is it people are impressed by more balls and less wheels? Things would be so much simpler if they wanted less balls and more wheels
Until I saw a video on you tube of this guy riding down a set of stairs, so I just had to try it. I broke my neck before I even got to the bottom !
No , just kidding. I made it all the way down.
Why can unicyclists always go longer than bicyclists?
Bicyclists are always two tired.
unicyclists aren't crazy, just slightly unbalanced
You bought three apples the other day, the man at the counter said "would you like a bag with that?"
You replied: "no, I unicycle"
What's The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?
Attire.
Thanks for the opening line! Haven't had a chance to use y Unicycle jokes for 47 years.
GYM - I speed walk 3 miles round trip and wave to the gym on the way.