Dear Abby

ColinEssex

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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my BMW K1200RT next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my BMW, that I noticed that the fuel injection on my engine seems to be leaking a little fuel.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Worried about my Baby
 
Dear 'Worried',

This is typical of foreign motor bikes. My advice is for you to buy a real machine - Buy a Harley.

Abby
 
Dear Worried:

I had a similar problem. My wife would disapear for hours every Sunday. I was afraid she was having an affair. I have never brought up the subject with her because it got her out of the house so I could watch the NFL in peace.
 

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