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[Jon]

Let me start...

"I can't hear what you are saying because what you are doing is deafening me."

 

[Beetle]

"What if your dope was on fire?"

"Impossible, sir, it's in Johnson's underwear."

 

[Simon_MT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.

[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Theodore Roosevelt 1910[/FONT]
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[April15Hater]

Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.

 

[Adam Caramon]

"What is right is not always popular and what is popular is not always right."

-Albert Einstein

 

[Lightwave]

"All things are difficult before they are easy."

Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732
British physician (1654 - 1734)

 

[Alansidman]

"Good judgement comes from experience, but experience comes from bad judgement."
--S. Port

 

[Brianwarnock]

There is no reason why this should not be done again, but those who like these things might want to read this thread.

http://www.access-programmers.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=113435

Brian

 

[Tomyumflavour]

The difference between knowledge and wisdom:


Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

 

[oumahexi]

I might not always be right but I'm never wrong

- my dad