Grumpy old man/woman thread

[Kryst51]

Make it clear you are only borrowing one, you know what these sales men are like, blood suckers the lot!

Now where did I put that garlic....

 

[FluffyKitten]

I'm not old, but I'm grumpy that you started a thread only for old people! Younger folks can be grumpy too!

That is true im also not old and i can get grupmy not very much tho but i usually get grumpy with old people who just dont remember what its like to be young.

 

[oumahexi]

Now where did I put that garlic....

You didn't bat it out the window did you?

 

[oumahexi]

That is true im also not old and i can get grupmy not very much tho but i usually get grumpy with old people who just dont remember what its like to be young.

Most of us just have trouble remembering what we are supposed to be remembering about, erm .... eh .... carry on, it'll come to me eventually

 

[Kryst51]

You didn't bat it out the window did you?

No, I damned it to hell. It was driving me batty what else could I do?

 

[oumahexi]

No, I damned it to hell. It was driving me batty what else could I do?

Well, I'm not sure really, you wouldn't want to cross it now, would you?

 

[Kryst51]

Well, I'm not sure really, you wouldn't want to cross it now, would you?

No! Although I am not sure what good that would do, I don't think there is any coming back from being damned to hell, even if I gave it a cross....

 

[oumahexi]

No! Although I am not sure what good that would do, I don't think there is any coming back from being damned to hell, even if I gave it a cross....

Yeah well it was a lousy idea anyway

 

[Kryst51]

Yeah well it was a lousy idea anyway

The encouter was fleating anyway... So it's all good.

 

[oumahexi]

The encouter was fleating anyway... So it's all good.

Your visitors mite not have appreciated that though...

 

[Kryst51]

Your visitors mite not have appreciated that though...

I gave them License to leave.

 

[Groundrush]

Anyone remember the film War Games?

I recently watched it again the other night since I first saw it 26 years ago back in 1983, I was a few years younger than the two main characters and was shocked when I heard this dialogue

Jennifer: He wasn't very old.
David Lightman: No, he was pretty old. He was 41.
Jennifer: Oh yeah? Oh, that's old

I must have thought nothing of it back then.

 

[oumahexi]

LOL, Ground, you'll soon come to realise that 40 isn't old!

 

[Friday]

1. The furniture we bought the other day arrived minus the shelf clips leaving us with a nice looking kitchen unit that can not be used until the clips arrive, the thing is that the company we bought it from got the unit from overseas somewhere & they can't contact the supplier.

Go to Rockler.com, they probably have the clips you need.

 

[Brianwarnock]

Grumpy old men :
I'm getting liverish when the wife comes up with another to do list around 8 AM in the morning. Haven't finished the one from last month yet !

You obviously have never been warned about the rolling list, never contains more than 5 or 6 items , never less than 3 or 4.

Brian

 

[bulrush]

My wife gave me a list of things to do, and I gave her my hourly rates. And then she asked for a divorce...

 

[Vassago]

My wife gave me a list of things to do, and I gave her my hourly rates. And then she asked for a divorce...

Problem solved!

 

[Rabbie]

You obviously have never been warned about the rolling list, never contains more than 5 or 6 items , never less than 3 or 4.

Brian

That's why I haven't retired. I need to to work to get a rest