Noobs

[speakers_86]

Anyone who titles their subject any of the following

Noobs
Beginner
HHHHeeelllpppp
New to Access
What to do?

Should be tared and feathered.

Thank you.

(note-except for me)


I just looked. "Help on a Database" is the worst I did what I was new. Bring on the tar.

 

[Banana]

I wonder if it can be set up so the forum software filter the words in the title and reject if it contains such words and display a message to the users that they'd get better service if they were more descriptive in their title instead of "ZOMG! Access likeh PWN33D m3 LOLLERSKATES! me b@g noob! LOL!"

PS and here's something...

 

[speakers_86]

Ive seen things like that that filter out curse words. So Im sure it is.

 

[Alc]

Should be tared and feathered.

Or, if weighing them isn't enough, they could be tarred?

 

[Fifty2One]

How to find a dictionary

Or, if weighing them isn't enough, they could be tarred?

 

[Alc]

How to find a dictionary

Thanks, but I don't need one.

 

[speakers_86]

Or, if weighing them isn't enough, they could be tarred?

Ha! I would have never known. Did you already know the word tare? Or did you have to look it up? Ive never heard it before.

 

[Alc]

Ha! I would have never known. Did you already know the word tare? Or did you have to look it up? Ive never heard it before.

I did. It probably came up on a crossword puzzle, at some point.
Can't say I've had any occasion to use it in conversation, however.

 

[Brianwarnock]

You obviously weren't a train spotter when young, it was on the side of every goods (frieght) wagon, atleast it was in the late 40s early 50s.

Brian

 

[speakers_86]

You obviously weren't a train spotter when young, it was on the side of every goods (frieght) wagon, atleast it was in the late 40s early 50s.

Brian

I am 22. Sorry.

And no, never a train spotter.

 

[ericwfrost]

We used tare a lot in chemistry class.

Eric

 

[Brianwarnock]

I am 22. Sorry.
QUOTE]

Age occasionally has its advantages.

Like free bus passes

Brian

 

[Rich]

Like free bus passes

Brian

And dementia,arthritis etc.

 

[ericwfrost]

Liver and heart disease.

Sorry this is turning into age-bashing!

Eric

 

[oumahexi]

Free Drugs (prescription ones, obviously )

 

[Rabbie]

And dementia,arthritis etc.

At least dementia has the advantage of making some people's contributions seem original and fresh

 

[Brianwarnock]

Free Drugs (prescription ones, obviously )

Did you mean "unfortunately"

Brian

 

[oumahexi]

Did you mean "unfortunately"

Brian

I've been beggin my GP for some of that stuff, can't seem to convince her I have athritis

 

[Rich]

I've been beggin my GP for some of that stuff, can't seem to convince her I have athritis

It doesn't work anyway