What's Funny about Access? (1 Viewer)

[GohDiamond]

Funny AS in Funny/HA HA, OR Funny/interesting, OR even Funny/wierd...

I'm sure WITH all our LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIPS WITH this APPLICATION we've still retained a MODULE of humor, or so we've been told after following the PROCEDURE to TRANSFER ouselves out of the asylum...

Anyway, here's a $tarting $tring, let's see how FUNNY we can GET WITH it....

"A Variant, a Loop, and a Hyperlink walk into a bar...."​

(have a go at completing that one)

Cheers!
Goh

 

[GohDiamond]

ok then, I'll start it off....

"A Variant, a Loop, and a Hyperlink walk into a bar...."


The bartender says "What'll you HAVE?"

The Variant replied,"Anything is good, you choose".
The Loop said, "I'll HAVE what he's having and keep it coming until I tell you to STOP."

The bartender turns to the Hyperlink with a questioning face and says, "You look a little BLUE around the gills there, are you OK?"

The Hyperlink responded, "Yeah, I traveled 15 CLICKS to get here so I'm just a little tired, but you better make mine to GO...."

Not terrible, but someone can DO better...

Cheers!
Goh

 

[rodmc]

ok then, I'll start it off....

"A Variant, a Loop, and a Hyperlink walk into a bar...."


The bartender says "What'll you HAVE?"

The Variant replied,"Anything is good, you choose".
The Loop said, "I'll HAVE what he's having and keep it coming until I tell you to STOP."

The bartender turns to the Hyperlink with a questioning face and says, "You look a little BLUE around the gills there, are you OK?"

The Hyperlink responded, "Yeah, I traveled 15 CLICKS to get here so I'm just a little tired, but you better make mine to GO...."

Not terrible, but someone can DO better...

Cheers!
Goh

LMAO, not bad, not bad at all