What's your best/worst joke? (64 Viewers)

[kevlray]

Some months ago I saw a video where they showed a walkman cassette player to a number of pre-teens. They had no idea what it did or how it worked.

 

[Frothingslosh]

Some months ago I saw a video where they showed a walkman cassette player to a number of pre-teens. They had no idea what it did or how it worked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk_vV-JRZ6E

I'm a pretty big fan of the Fine Brothers and their React channel.

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[tehNellie]

Might as well ruin any chance of a "nice to see you again" with this one.

A Query walks into a bar and sees two Columns sitting at a table. It wanders up and says...

Wait for it...

"Mind if I JOIN you?"


No? I'll get my coat.

 

[CJ_London]

guess it depends on WHERE they are FROM

 

[kevlray]

Then he did a PIVOT......

 

[Dick7Access]

I was just talking to my wife's art teacher, and she use some verbiage that only artist would understand.

I had to read the above post three times before I got the full jest of it.

I have been looking for a psychiatrist that specializes in people who are having problems with one on one relationship, and especially with one to many relationships.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

In human interactions, relationships are more often a matter of choice.

In real-world models, relationships are a matter of the way things really are.

 

[tehNellie]

Oh god, what have I unleashed?

 

[kevlray]

So many SQL statements to SELECT FROM, WHERE will it ever END.

 

[SQLWayne]

At a doctor's convention a man and a woman meet. One thing leads to another, and after drinks and dinner, they end up in the man's room.

The morning after as they're dressing, the man says "You must be a surgeon." "That's right!", she says. "How did you know?" "You were so thorough washing your hands."

The woman says "You must be an anesthetist." "That's right! How did you know?" "Because I didn't feel a thing."

 

[Nightowl4933]

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year
schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polo's. He gave all the children the
same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour
and flavour.

The children began to say:

"Red............ cherry,"

"Yellow......... lemon,"

"Green.......... lime,"

"Orange........ orange."

Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the
taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're a**e-holes!!"

 

[Rx_]

Continue to the Table Join ... SQL joke

 

[Rx_]

Why Indexing Table Relationships should be applied to Movie Theater seating

 

[Rx_]

Theorem Proof of to apply Table Matrix from Vertical to Horizontal

 

[Rx_]

Turn the Tables: Psychological Summary Depiction of everyone who has posted on this site's Thread "Are you an Atheist"

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Ah, but Rx, some of us from that thread know where NOT to look...

 

[Rx_]

The best Greek post-Brexit joke yet: "Oh well, we didn't make it out of the EU last year, but today at least half the Parthenon did"! ​

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Day one of Brexit. The Zimbabwean dollar is up against the pound. (I wish I were joking).​

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Photo from the Channel Tunnel this morning​

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http://twitter.com/Coolhand_Comedy/status/746273479394267136/photo/1​

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[Rabbie]

Brotain and America are having a competition to see which country is the dumber. At present Britain is leading but America has a Trump card

 

[Dick7Access]

Brotain and America are having a competition to see which country is the dumber. At present Britain is leading but America has a Trump card

I would like to challenge your statement.

I think US has done more dumb things that UK.