What's your best/worst joke? (11 Viewers)

[AccessBlaster]

Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?

I didn't want to disturb you at work...

 

[The_Doc_Man]

At work I only had algorasms.

(OK, might be hard to look up...) https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=algorasm

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[conception_native_0123]

(OK, might be hard to look up...) https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=algorasm

i didn't know you had ANY sense of humor whatsoever outside of military humor and microsoft access humor!

 

[The_Doc_Man]

i didn't know you had ANY sense of humor whatsoever outside of military humor and microsoft access humor!

Live and learn! There are many things about me that you don't know - and that I don't care to tell you.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Stop hijacking the thread. This isn't about you.

 

[conception_native_0123]

Stop hijacking the thread. This isn't about you.

 

[Steve R.]

When we do our healthy heart walk around the neighborhood my wife likes to point-out the rabbits we see. Recently there has been a massive increase in rabbit sightings. Reason unknown. Anyway, one house has a rabbit lawn ornament, so my wife likes to fool me my pointing to it and squawking "fooled you"!!! Works every-time. On the walk today, my wife was lamenting that there were no rabbits. At the time, we were passing by that notorious rabbit lawn ornament. So I quipped "Look rabbits". Guess what, next to the fake rabbit were two real rabbits!!!

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[The_Doc_Man]

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If I tried that, my blood pressure would probably rise at least 10% - but that image and your comment taken together remind me of a cheap Western hotel... no ball room.

 

[AccessBlaster]

Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.

Broco Lee.

 

[NauticalGent]

Dude...

 

[Minty]

Two birds are sat on a perch.

One says "Can you smell Fish?"

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[The_Doc_Man]

{sigh} Looks all too familiar.

 

[NauticalGent]

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Dude...you got issues.

 

[Isaac]

I guess I broke Fauci's rules, b/c we actually took a number of trips (small ones) during the whole COVID times. Portland area to see my brother, Tulsa OK to preview daughter's new college, Wisconsin to see my parents (twice), Mexico to see my wife's parents (just her - twice) and at least one other weekend getaway, CA somewhere I think, that I can't remember details on. But we were stymied on any major vacations we might have otherwise taken. Oh - Yellowstone for 3 days, too....I was like well gee, I'm safer from COVID inside Yellowstone than I am my urban dwelling area, anyway.

 

[kevlray]

Yellowstone, bears, COVID. Why do I think there would be a Far Side cartoon that fits?

 

[NauticalGent]

Maybe someone should contact Gary Larson....?

 

[conception_native_0123]

Two birds are sat on a perch.

One says "Can you smell Fish?"

2 men walked into a bar. the 3rd one ducked.