What's your best/worst joke? (3 Viewers)

Over the years I have taken my wife to many places, hundreds of places actually..............but she always finds her way back home
 
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It’s very hard to stay healthy these days because everything you eat and drink is bad for you according to some expert. It’s not a question of staying healthy any more, it’s a question of picking out a sickness that you may like.
Maybe we should cancel all the experts? Then everything you eat becomes healthy.
 
Not only do you have foods that are bad for you. There is also the problem of all of these new advanced medicines and their side-effects.


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A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
 

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