What's your best/worst joke? (1 Viewer)

[NickCoe(UK)]

A joke for Brits!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1862546291705745610

Laugh? I nearly started.

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[Cotswold]

Those in the USA may have a problem with her Moss Side, Manchester accent.

 

[AccessBlaster]

Those in the USA may have a problem with her Moss Side, Manchester accent.

I turned on the captions, it was smooth sailing after that.

 

[CJ_London]

 

[CJ_London]

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Reminds me of a scene from that classic movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - a movie SO bad it was good. But it led to a critic's controversy. If a movie was intentionally made to be bad, and it was, then should it not be considered a success? The movie has attained cult status so by that standard alone, it was a success. But I'll never forget that scene where a guy in a tomato suit has infiltrated the tomato camp and is sitting by a campfire eating his hamburger when he fatally blows his cover by saying, "Pass the ketchup."

 

[Dick7Access]

Reminds me of a scene from that classic movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - a movie SO bad it was good. But it led to a critic's controversy. If a movie was intentionally made to be bad, and it was, then should it not be considered a success? The movie has attained cult status so by that standard alone, it was a success. But I'll never forget that scene where a guy in a tomato suit has infiltrated the tomato camp and is sitting by a campfire eating his hamburger when he fatally blows his cover by saying, "Pass the ketchup."

On that note Jambiklia trip canceled, until March

 

[Isaac]

Reminds me of a scene from that classic movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - a movie SO bad it was good. But it led to a critic's controversy. If a movie was intentionally made to be bad, and it was, then should it not be considered a success? The movie has attained cult status so by that standard alone, it was a success. But I'll never forget that scene where a guy in a tomato suit has infiltrated the tomato camp and is sitting by a campfire eating his hamburger when he fatally blows his cover by saying, "Pass the ketchup."

You sir have watched some odd movies

 

[The_Doc_Man]

You sir have watched some odd movies

If you think THAT is odd, I have a copy of Lust in the Dust starring Tab Hunter and Divine plus Henry Silva, Lanie Kazan, and Cesar Romero. It is a western with a gang of desperados, a treasure map to a cache of stolen silver (tattooed on the buttocks of two ladies), a lustful midget sex romp, and enough crazy off-kilter scenes to give you fits.

I have seen some sci-fi and horror classics that would make you laugh so hard you would probably mess your pants, or shake your head in total disbelief. For instance, Battle Beyond the Stars, which is effectively Seven Samurai in space, where the hero's ship appears to be a plaster-cast model of a buxom woman's chest. Or StarCrash, which was a kidnapping melodrama in space that had the rare credit "Introducing David Hasselhof as the prince..." - and which had Christopher Plummer in a role that was probably an "Actor's Equity" job - something an actor does to keep his union card current.

Plus there are such wonderful circa-WW II movies as Arsenic and Old Lace, one of several movies that can best be classed as "screwball comedies." Yes, I have indeed watched some really strange movies. I claim no particular expertise, but I'm not afraid of unusual movies.

 

[Dick7Access]

If you think THAT is odd, I have a copy of Lust in the Dust starring Tab Hunter and Divine plus Henry Silva, Lanie Kazan, and Cesar Romero. It is a western with a gang of desperados, a treasure map to a cache of stolen silver (tattooed on the buttocks of two ladies), a lustful midget sex romp, and enough crazy off-kilter scenes to give you fits.

I have seen some sci-fi and horror classics that would make you laugh so hard you would probably mess your pants, or shake your head in total disbelief. For instance, Battle Beyond the Stars, which is effectively Seven Samurai in space, where the hero's ship appears to be a plaster-cast model of a buxom woman's chest. Or StarCrash, which was a kidnapping melodrama in space that had the rare credit "Introducing David Hasselhof as the prince..." - and which had Christopher Plummer in a role that was probably an "Actor's Equity" job - something an actor does to keep his union card current.

Plus there are such wonderful circa-WW II movies as Arsenic and Old Lace, one of several movies that can best be classed as "screwball comedies." Yes, I have indeed watched some really strange movies. I claim no particular expertise, but I'm not afraid of unusual movies.

Is anybody here ever seen "Beyond the Twelve Mile Reef", or "Macabre"?

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Can't say I have, Dick, but then again, my tastes in movies are somewhat eclectic.

Noted that you can't make it soon for a round of jambalaya, but just give us several days of notice and my dear wife will be happy to whip up a batch for us. She usually cooks up a bunch for us and for my stepson and his two boys. Plus other family members often get a sample, too.

 

[Cotswold]

It'll Be Freezing this Christmas, complements Sir Stalin's Loony Labour government.

 

[Cotswold]

A Xmas song showing how in earlier years we so often accepted the ludicrous

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[Cotswold]

The next door neighbour thinks that his wife is starting to lose her memory.
Apparently, the other day she told him that she couldn't remember a single reason why she was ever attracted to him.

 

[CJ_London]

 

[CJ_London]

Spoiler: another one for the brits

 

[CJ_London]

Not just the last one?

 

[adhoustonj]

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

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