What's your best/worst joke? (2 Viewers)

CJ_London · Dec 28, 2024

CJ_London · Dec 28, 2024

Uncle Gizmo · Dec 29, 2024

What would have happened if they had banned fire for health and safety reasons!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1872907152828084646

Uncle Gizmo · Dec 29, 2024

CJ_London said:
Spoiler: another one for the brits

Most of those girls have sent me a private message on Twitter!

CJ_London · Dec 29, 2024

Not just the last one?

adhoustonj · Dec 29, 2024

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

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conception_native_0123 · Jan 2, 2025

hey AB, I don't get the image in your last post. can you spoil it for me?

What's your best/worst joke?

Reminds me of a scene from that classic movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - a movie SO bad it was good. But it led to a critic's controversy. If a movie was intentionally made to be bad, and it was, then should it not be considered a success? The movie has attained cult status so by that...

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Cotswold · Jan 4, 2025

On a summers day at the sell out cricket final between England and Australia there was a guy sat next to an empty seat. When asked about it, he said it was his wife's but she had passed. When asked why he didn't give the place to one of his mates, he said he couldn't because they were all at the funeral.

The_Doc_Man · Jan 4, 2025

conception_native_0123 said:
hey AB, I don't get the image in your last post. can you spoil it for me?

Adam, AB's joke about a prostitute with a runny nose is so old that it is probably older than I am. Do we REALLY need to spell that image out for you?

Uncle Gizmo · Jan 4, 2025

The_Doc_Man said:
Do we REALLY need to spell that image out for you?

I'm beginning to think that Adam has had a very sheltered life!!!

The_Doc_Man · Jan 4, 2025

To his credit, he DID say he had a more or less religious upbringing. I'll grant him some slack on that regard. But I still won't spell it out for him.