What's your best/worst joke?

[conception_native_0123]

hey AB, I don't get the image in your last post. can you spoil it for me?

What's your best/worst joke?

Reminds me of a scene from that classic movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - a movie SO bad it was good. But it led to a critic's controversy. If a movie was intentionally made to be bad, and it was, then should it not be considered a success? The movie has attained cult status so by that...

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[Cotswold]

On a summers day at the sell out cricket final between England and Australia there was a guy sat next to an empty seat. When asked about it, he said it was his wife's but she had passed. When asked why he didn't give the place to one of his mates, he said he couldn't because they were all at the funeral.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

hey AB, I don't get the image in your last post. can you spoil it for me?

Adam, AB's joke about a prostitute with a runny nose is so old that it is probably older than I am. Do we REALLY need to spell that image out for you?

 

[The_Doc_Man]

To his credit, he DID say he had a more or less religious upbringing. I'll grant him some slack on that regard. But I still won't spell it out for him.

 

[AccessBlaster]

BTW, that wasn't my joke about the runny nose, yikes!

Mine was "ditch the new wife for the gun collection" joke

 

[The_Doc_Man]

BTW, that wasn't my joke about the runny nose, yikes!

Mine was "ditch the new wife for the gun collection" joke

Ah, yes... adhoustonj is responsible for that one. Adam's reply must have confused me. Wouldn't be the first time, though.

 

[Isaac]

Not just Adam, I don't get the joke about the nose either

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Considerations of decency forbid me to be descriptive.

 

[Isaac]

Considerations of decency forbid me to be descriptive.

Oh, I'm sure I can do without it.
Here are a couple new from the meme collection

 

[AccessBlaster]

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb.

 

[adhoustonj]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

Spoiler

zero

 

[Isaac]

 

[Isaac]

 

[NauticalGent]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1881370658313310279

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[CJ_London]

any reason for using what looks like a large black marker pen?

 

[NauticalGent]

any reason for using what looks like a large black marker pen?

No idea...didn't even notice it. Equating his wife to Carmen San-Diego was hilarious...

 

[The_Doc_Man]

A throwback to John Hancock, who signed his name big-and-bold out of pride for the importance of what he was doing.

 

[Isaac]

It would be a lot funnier IF it were true that Nan could means tons of other things too

 

[AccessBlaster]

sounds about right