Why so Anti America on this forum?

[Rich]

Deemed as useful by other men, you mean?

That's all that matters, surely?

 

[MrsGorilla]

That's all that matters, surely?

That's all that matters to those who practice selective listening, I'm sure. Some people don't want to learn new things.

 

[ColinEssex]

Coffee should always be taken with brown (demerara) sugar (by those who use sugar) - on a banana sarnie it adds a brill aftertaste. It's a common delicasy in Bristol - nice for lunch followed by a chinky for tea.

Col

 

[ColinEssex]

The government says you have to drink 21 bottles of wine per week? How interesting.

Plus 2 bottles of vodka. Vodka is good on cornflakes.

Col

 

[Rich]

That's all that matters to those who practice selective listening, I'm sure. Some people don't want to learn new things.

But I've already learnt everything I need to know

 

[Rich]

Plus 2 bottles of vodka. Vodka is good on cornflakes.

Col

But the vodka dissolves the honey on the cornflakes, thus you have to add sugar, pref. demerara of course

 

[MrsGorilla]

But I've already learnt everything I need to know

That explains a lot, actually.

 

[MrsGorilla]

Plus 2 bottles of vodka. Vodka is good on cornflakes.

Col

So, no provisions for a good ale or bottle of rum?

 

[MrsGorilla]

But the vodka dissolves the honey on the cornflakes, thus you have to add sugar, pref. demerara of course

Why not Golden Syrup? After all, the logo does at least have bees in it.

Also, I looked up demerara sugar. I think it is similar to the turbinado sugar that I sometimes use, but with some differences in how it is processed...

 

[Rich]

Why not Golden Syrup? .

It tends to make the cornflakes stick to the spoon

 

[Rich]

That explains a lot, actually.

Of course it would depend on the teacher and the subject

 

[MrsGorilla]

Of course it would depend on the teacher and the subject

I see. And since only other men have information that you might "deem useful" then the teacher would have to be another man, correct?

 

[MrsGorilla]

It tends to make the cornflakes stick to the spoon

Among other things?

 

[Rich]

I see. And since only other men have information that you might "deem useful" then the teacher would have to be another man, correct?

Depends on the subject

 

[Rich]

Among other things?

Well if one has false gnashers, it could be problematic

 

[MrsGorilla]

Depends on the subject

Naturally.

But there is no Mrs. Rich to teach you anything, is there?

 

[MrsGorilla]

Well if one has false gnashers, it could be problematic

False gnashers, huh? Probably have false gnashers from eating too much Golden Syrup!

 

[Rich]

But there is no Mrs. Rich to teach you anything, is there?

Thankfully not!

 

[MrsGorilla]

Thankfully not!

Grumpy old bachelor type?

 

[Rich]

Grumpy old bachelor type?

No, a happy one