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As we all know, America has real problems at the moment with a civil war battling it out, even if guns have not yet been used. So, I have a solution!
My proposal is that you split America down the middle, with Republicans in one half, Democrats in the other. It is reminiscent of the TV series, The Man in the High Castle. Perhaps you could have a buffer zone down the middle filled with native Americans.
In the Democrats half, you would have signs up in various places saying, "No Whites". In the Republicans half, these signs would say, "Everyone welcome."
The Democrats side would select students, positions of power and workers based on melanin content. Perhaps they could have some kind of device that measures how black you are. The Republicans would select based upon merit, what a crazy thought!
The Democrats would also further stratify based on gender. By gender, I mean self-identified gender. The worst gender to be is male. The best is transgendered. In the future, just to get a job nearly everyone will have to identify as a woman trying to escape the patriarchy. Strangely, no one can define what a woman is, so how do they know they are women? On the Republicans side, your biological sex is your gender. No one gender gets special treatment over the other. Wouldn't that otherwise be sex discrimination?
The Democrats would give further advantages based on sexual preference, with anyone from LGBTQ+ being considered the elite. The Republicans would treat everybody the same.
The Democrats would decide elections through lawsuits. The Republicans would following a voting system, where you turn up and place a checkmark next to your preferred candidate.
The Democrats would remove barriers on the southern border, and provide hotel accommodation and free legal advice and recompense to illegal aliens, who will now be classed as "Temporary or permanent guests." The Republicans will kick them all out and back to whence they came!
The Democrats would celebrate all the transgendered national champions in their sporting events. The Republicans would based sports on your biological sex at birth.
The Democrats would take money from white people and pay it to black people as reparations. These whites were born guilty. The Republicans would state that current day whites are not guilty of slavery and current day blacks are not victims of slavery. No money changes hands.
The Democrats would choose their leader based on how sleepy they are. The Republicans would choose based on how orange they were.
The Democrats would create an underclass of Jews, who are constantly intimidated and have a different set of rules to other minority groups. The Republicans would treat everybody the same.
These are just a few of the ideas I have, which should satisfy both political ideologies. What do you think of this idea? Have I missed anything off the list?
My proposal is that you split America down the middle, with Republicans in one half, Democrats in the other. It is reminiscent of the TV series, The Man in the High Castle. Perhaps you could have a buffer zone down the middle filled with native Americans.
In the Democrats half, you would have signs up in various places saying, "No Whites". In the Republicans half, these signs would say, "Everyone welcome."
The Democrats side would select students, positions of power and workers based on melanin content. Perhaps they could have some kind of device that measures how black you are. The Republicans would select based upon merit, what a crazy thought!
The Democrats would also further stratify based on gender. By gender, I mean self-identified gender. The worst gender to be is male. The best is transgendered. In the future, just to get a job nearly everyone will have to identify as a woman trying to escape the patriarchy. Strangely, no one can define what a woman is, so how do they know they are women? On the Republicans side, your biological sex is your gender. No one gender gets special treatment over the other. Wouldn't that otherwise be sex discrimination?
The Democrats would give further advantages based on sexual preference, with anyone from LGBTQ+ being considered the elite. The Republicans would treat everybody the same.
The Democrats would decide elections through lawsuits. The Republicans would following a voting system, where you turn up and place a checkmark next to your preferred candidate.
The Democrats would remove barriers on the southern border, and provide hotel accommodation and free legal advice and recompense to illegal aliens, who will now be classed as "Temporary or permanent guests." The Republicans will kick them all out and back to whence they came!
The Democrats would celebrate all the transgendered national champions in their sporting events. The Republicans would based sports on your biological sex at birth.
The Democrats would take money from white people and pay it to black people as reparations. These whites were born guilty. The Republicans would state that current day whites are not guilty of slavery and current day blacks are not victims of slavery. No money changes hands.
The Democrats would choose their leader based on how sleepy they are. The Republicans would choose based on how orange they were.
The Democrats would create an underclass of Jews, who are constantly intimidated and have a different set of rules to other minority groups. The Republicans would treat everybody the same.
These are just a few of the ideas I have, which should satisfy both political ideologies. What do you think of this idea? Have I missed anything off the list?
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