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[ColinEssex]

Twat <> moron (though they might be roughly equivalent allowing for the language barrier)

According to dictionary.com, a twat is a slang term for a female vulva (part of the ******)

Is that what a moron is in the USA?

Col

 

[qailoh]

According to dictionary.com, a twat is a slang term for a female vulva (part of the ******)

Is that what a moron is in the USA?

Col

I'm familiar with a vast array of slang terms that refer to the female genitalia. I allowed for the possibility that in whatever obscure dialect Rich was speaking pehaps twat=moron. In the English I'm familiar with however, the terms are not equivalent. Are you as an Access developer unfamiliar with the expression <>? Wow. And yet you still have a job? Amazing. At least you two have stopped denying the fact that Rich is a moron and have been reduced to quibbling over terms. Do try to comprehend my posts as you read them before asking questions that have already been answered.

 

[Rich]

Rich is a moron

He can't be, he's not American

 

[dan-cat]

He can't be, he's not American

which means there is no such thing as a non-American moron

 

[Rich]

which means there is no such thing as a non-American moron

Not when I went to school it didn't

 

[qailoh]

According to dictionary.com, a twat is a slang term for a female vulva (part of the ******)

Is that what a moron is in the USA?

Col

Additionally, though I'm aware that many people feel comfortable using slang terms for female genitalia as euphemisms for moron, idiot and so forth, I personally do not. I find the C-word to be extremely offensive in whatever context, such an ugly word to describe such a beautiful thing. I happen to like pussy myself, to commit a masterpiece of understatement. Also, I would point out that it was Rich who first introduced the word twat into the debate. From your reference:

twat (twŏt) Pronunciation Key
n.

Vulgar Slang The vulva.
Offensive & Vulgar Slang A woman or girl.

1. a man who is a stupid incompetent fool [syn: fathead]
2. obscene terms for female genitals

Offensive, vulgar, and obscene, three words I am perfectly comfortable in accepting as describing Rich's and your behavior on this forum.

 

[dan-cat]

Not when I went to school it didn't

He can't be, he's not American

If you can't be a moron because you're not American then there is zero possibility of being a moronic non-American. Thus there are no non-American morons.... according to the fullofcrapology school of thought anyway.

 

[dan-cat]

From your reference:

twat (twŏt) Pronunciation Key
n.

Vulgar Slang The vulva.
Offensive & Vulgar Slang A woman or girl.

1. a man who is a stupid incompetent fool [syn: fathead]
2. obscene terms for female genitals

Offensive, vulgar, and obscene, three words I am perfectly comfortable in accepting as describing Rich's and your behavior on this forum.

You missed out incompetent

 

[qailoh]

You missed out incompetent

My bad, I thought I'd already thoroughly covered that one earlier with the whole reliance on spellcheck thing but it never hurts to re-emphasize the relevant points.

 

[Rich]

Laurel and Hardy have no idea what sarcasm is do they

 

[ColinEssex]

Offensive, vulgar, and obscene, three words I am perfectly comfortable in accepting as describing Rich's and your behavior on this forum.

Never met a pompous American before - no thinking about it, most Americans think they're greater than everyone else and you fit right in to that mould

Col

 

[ColinEssex]

In the English I'm familiar with however, the terms are not equivalent.

Speaking American is not the same as speaking English, please don't try to link the two.

You are in a foreign land and you are not English. You speak American, which is a wierd vandalised form of English.

Col

 

[qailoh]

Speaking American is not the same as speaking English, please don't try to link the two.

You are in a foreign land and you are not English. You speak American, which is a wierd vandalised form of English.

Col

Col calling someone else pompous? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

*whew*

I had to catch my breath after that.

American? What language is that? I speak English (As well as some ASL. I can swear in Cantonese, Russian, French, German, Spanish and Italian, can speak a few words of Amharic, Tegrina, Korean, Japanese and Tagalog but that's beside the point.)

I've read Mallory's Le Morte D'Arthur in the original English, and the language you speak, Col, is no less a weird (note I spell it correctly) vandalized form of English than the one I do.

From what is apparently your new favorite online reference:

No results found for wierd.
Did you mean weird (in dictionary) or Wierd (in encyclopedia)?

Please learn to speak proper English before you start criticizing mine.

 

[Rich]

What's proper English and it's certainly not English you've used in your post.

 

[qailoh]

What's proper English and it's certainly not English you've used in your post.

If you are ignorant as to what proper English is then how could you of all people tell what is and what is not? Your eloquence is up to your usual fine standards, Spellcheck Boy. (See? that's sarcasm...)

 

[TessB]

So, anyway... whilst this thread went down the usual road of bickering.... Paris is getting out of jail in a couple days, isn't she?

 

[Rich]

So, anyway... whilst this thread went down the usual road of bickering.... Paris is getting out of jail in a couple days, isn't she?

We had to pass the time away doing something....

 

[Rich]

If you are ignorant as to what proper English is then how could you of all people tell what is and what is not? Your eloquence is up to your usual fine standards, Spellcheck Boy. (See? that's sarcasm...)

A Yank lecturing the English on the proper use of English ha ha ha ROFL

 

[ColinEssex]

I speak English (As well as some ASL. I can swear in Cantonese, Russian, French, German, Spanish and Italian, can speak a few words of Amharic, Tegrina, Korean, Japanese and Tagalog but that's beside the point.)

Hmmm, just a useless smattering of more languages to add to your American English - swear words? thats really useful, the usual American way to get things across when you're in a foreign land, swear at the people.

Have you visited these countries?

Col

 

[ColinEssex]

So, anyway... whilst this thread went down the usual road of bickering.... Paris is getting out of jail in a couple days, isn't she?

whats the point in going on about a blonde airhead that shows her knickers evry time she goes out. It's boring

Col