lol it sure does, doesn't it? I might start using that.
"Ooof, I've got the scooter-joust, Boss. I don't think I can make it into work today. It's a violent situation, and I'd hate to make a mess of the office in the process."
"Ooof, I've got the scooter-joust, Boss. I don't think I can make it into work today. It's a violent situation, and I'd hate to make a mess of the office in the process."