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[Rich]

Your delivery is closer than you may think...

No, I'm spreading the true message

 

[KenHigg]

Sorry... This is so easy it's not really fun anymore...

 

[Rich]

Don’t fret Rich.
They’ll let you move there. At least you speak English

You’ll find them friendly and courteous. You’ll eat better than you ever did in Britain. You can go down to the gulf, go deep sea fishing, take the grand kids to the beach, and meet a whole other way of life that few people are lucky enough to experience. Hell you might even learn how to like chili, get yourself a cowboy hat, and ride a horse.

Ya’ll come back now, you hear?

You can't even park a car properly

 

[Rich]

Sorry... This is so easy it's not really fun anymore...

Have you seen the light at last?

 

[KenHigg]

.. seen the light...

(this is too easy.... )


Yep, I have seen the light, you are a Baptist preacher wanna-be

 

[Rich]

(this is too easy.... )


Yep, I have seen the light, you are a Baptist preacher wanna-be

Are you insinuating that I'm spreading the word of Sod?

 

[KenHigg]

Are you insinuating that I'm spreading the word of Sod?

sod2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sd) Chiefly British Vulgar Slang
n.
A sodomite.
A person regarded as obnoxious or contemptible.
A fellow; a guy: “Poor sod, he almost got lucky for once” (Jack Higgins).

Hum...
'obnoxious or contemptible'

Yeah, I think that's pretty much is the jist of it ...

 

[Rich]

Hum...
'obnoxious or contemptible'

Yeah, I think that's pretty much is the jist of it ...

SOD
Soldier Of Destruction

 

[Mile-O]

You’ll eat better than you ever did in Britain.

Do you have zebra enchiladas?

For more interesting stuff: Alternative Meats. Yum!

 

[KenHigg]

Sorry, Don't think I could do mail-order boar...

 

[Brianwarnock]

Sorry, Don't think I could do mail-order boar...

Damn , I love wild boar, and its far better than a wild bore like.. oh better not

Brian

 

[KenHigg]

I've never had boar but I would be willing to try some if it were local ... And in fact I know a fella that just bagged a bunch of piglets... Hum... I may have to ask for some...

 

[Mile-O]

I'm wanting to try all the other stuff; zebra, springbok, kudu, wildebeest, bison, and so on. I've had kangaroo and wild boar before, and ostrich. Mmmm

 

[jsanders]

Bison is very lean. Wild pig is just absolutely delicious. But of all the American wilderness meats I think Elk reigns supreme.

 

[KenHigg]

I'm wanting to try all the other stuff; zebra, springbok, kudu, wildebeest, bison, and so on. I've had kangaroo and wild boar before, and ostrich. Mmmm

Just curious, would you be willing to shoot and clean one of these?

 

[Mile-O]

Just curious, would you be willing to shoot and clean one of these?

Shoot no; prepare and clean, yes.

 

[jsanders]

Shoot no; prepare and clean, yes.

We’ve (local friends) had this discussion many times. People will eat dead animals, with little care about the fact that they had to die so they could eat them.

I have a meat eating friend that would make his guest release the fish they caught on his boat. Then they would stop at a sea side restaurant and eat fish.

Some people think it’s cruel to hunt deer; they’ll be discussing it at dinner over steaks.

Go figure.

 

[KenHigg]

Nothing like being honest.

 

[Rich]

Nothing like being honest.

But you're not being honest here, Kenny, you hunt for pleasure not food

 

[KenHigg]

But you're not being honest here, Kenny, you hunt for pleasure not food

Would happen to know where I could apply for a permit to hunt in Plymouth?