I had a great time last night. My new IT team and I went to our boss's house for happy hour. To give you an idea of how much fun it was, I'm including some quotable quotes from the evening for your reading pleasure.
Please be advised, the quotes are taken completely out of context and nothing happened that anyone is ashamed of.
However, the lights are off in the I.T. cave and not too much work is being done today by the inhabitants.
"No, not Tequila! That was the last thing I drank before I died!" Dan
"I'm gay!" Jason
"No, I didn't see Dan's testicles... Dawn's head was in the way." Tess
"I gotta call my wife..." Gregg
"If my husband calls, everybody has to sing 'Happy Birthday'!" Christine
"If I do a shot, I'm jumping into the pool." Tim
"All I know is that I'm going to jail with Jason tonight.... we'll be sharing a cell together." Dan
"Is Dawn naked in Tim's bedroom?" Gregg
"Where are my clothes?!?!?" Dawn
"If you go home soaked, you can say 'Someone pushed me in the pool' If you go home with dry pants and wet underwear, you have some explaining to do" Tess to Jason
"Don't worry, I know CPR." Tim's girlfriend
"It's 30 compressions to 2 breaths. It was on the Noaa website." Jason
"People!!!! People!!!! Don't you think it's strange that Tim isn't out here talking to you after the cops showed up?!?!!?" Christine
"You realize that when our wives divorce us, we're all going to become roomates...." Gregg
"You guys can come over again next year for New Years." Tim