Jesus Christ - Fact or Fiction?

In the beginning, large reptiles, called dinosaurs, dominated the Earth. As evolution continued, some of these dinosaurs developed a modified bone structure, along with feathers, and took to the air. The rest of the dinosaurs looked upon this bird-flu pandemic with horror as the face of the planet began to change before their very eyes:eek: It was decided during their Sunday morning services that all "birds" should be destroyed to prevent the spread of this "bird-flu" and restore order to the universe. Those who did not heed the call would damn themselves to hell...a nightmarish place in Mesopotamia near the present city of Baghdad.
 
Bodisathva said:
As evolution continued, some of these dinosaurs developed a modified bone structure, along with feathers, and took to the air.

They became collectively known as...

THE X-O-SAURS!!
 
dan-cat said:
They became collectively known as...

THE X-O-SAURS!!
Positively aghast with the creation of the third chromosome and the scandalous departure from the XX, XY mainstream, the remaining dinosaurs mercilessly persecuted these gender-challenged, trans-reptilian troublemakers. Finally, these scallywags were trapped in a volcano by the Intergalactic Empirical Dictator XENU!..:eek: :eek:
 
Bodisathva said:
Positively aghast with the creation of the third chromosome and the scandalous departure from the XX, XY mainstream, the remaining dinosaurs mercilessly persecuted these gender-challenged, trans-reptilian troublemakers. Finally, these scallywags were trapped in a volcano by the Intergalactic Empirical Dictator XENU!..:eek: :eek:

...and this is where I disembark from the space-ship bound for planet Bod :p
 
dan-cat said:
...and this is where I disembark from the space-ship bound for planet Bod :p
What can I say...it's been one of those days. Iwill try to contain myself.:D
 
Bodisathva said:
What can I say...it's been one of those days. Iwill try to contain myself.:D

It's my fault really, I should have realised that I was on the wrong bus when the fuel tanks got jettisoned. :D
 

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