The One True Religion

[nikkypickles]

I thought you were leaving anyway you said you were - or is that the usual American empty promises like your government use.
Can you give us a leaving date? then we can have a whip round and collect some barbed paper clips for your present
Col

Col,

I hate to break it to you but our own PM is just as bad at providing a leaving date.

It was best worded in satire by comparing Blair's leaving timetable to an exam timetable - he's spent so long creating the timetable, he's not done any of the things he's timetabled to do


Aagh! I've just realised what you and J have made me do - I've been drawn in again! D'oh!

 

[Rich]

Isn't that the cult that little Tommy Cruise funds?

Col

Don't they all have wierd names so the aliens can identify them when they invade earth, or something?

 

[Bodisathva]

Since scientologists don't read or follow the bible but some screwy notions of aliens, mild electric shocks, and transcendence (LRH must still be laughing), the conditional statement (scientology != bible)

 

[Rich]

Col,

I hate to break it to you but our own PM is just as bad at providing a leaving date.

It was best worded in satire by comparing Blair's leaving timetable to an exam timetable - he's spent so long creating the timetable, he's not done any of the things he's timetabled to do


Aagh! I've just realised what you and J have made me do - I've been drawn in again! D'oh!

I think you should have compared it to a British Rail timetable, it'll either turn up late or not at all

 

[Rich]

Since scientologists don't read or follow the bible but some screwy notions of aliens, mild electric shocks, and transcendence (LRH must still be laughing), the conditional statement (scientology != bible)

Is that how cruise appeared to be the same height as holmes in the wedding pic

 

[ColinEssex]

Aagh! I've just realised what you and J have made me do - I've been drawn in again! D'oh!

Don't fight it - the force will overcome you in the end. Resistance is futile. . . .

Col

 

[Bodisathva]

Is that how cruise appeared to be the same height as holmes in the wedding pic

More thetans clinging to her than he due to her obviously lesser OT level from her shorter experience with Scientology... Damned Xenu, anyway

 

[Bodisathva]

Don't fight it - the force will overcome you in the end. Resistance is futile. . . .

Col

nice one! SW & ST reference in the same sentence. Take that with the scientology references, and I'm either going to fall out of my chair laughing or go straight to hell

 

[statsman]

A Scientology comment was dropped??

Someone's going to get sued lol

How can athieism be the one true religion? They don't have any churches.

 

[Matt Greatorex]

Us is a weekly American magazine dedicated to celebrities. TRUE

Us (1992) is the seventh studio album by British rock musician Peter Gabriel. ???[/INDENT]
Can't prove or disprove that last one

You may have problems with the second from last, too. They appear to be willing to print anything.

 

[Bodisathva]

They don't have any churches.

neither do the Amish

 

[Matt Greatorex]

neither do the Amish

No, but the Amish do make nice wooden cabinets and - in my limited experience - bake decent cakes.

Scientologists, however, appear to specialize in other areas. Russian fighters you want shot down? Nuclear missiles you want stolen? Impossible missions you need carried out? Boston bars you need managed? These appear to be the guys to speak to. On the other hand, they wouldn't the first people you'd turn to if you wanted a barn assembled.

Interesting to see how different religions/lifestyles place different values on things. I suppose that's what makes society so interesting.

 

[Rich]

They don't have any churches.

Or books for brainwashing, oops I mean study

 

[Rich]

neither do the Amish

Don't they have windmills instead?

 

[KenHigg]

What happened to Rich's post that Jenny quoted?



Don't say it was deleted by an overzealous bible basher

Col

Is there an 'overzealous bible basher' moderator around here?

 

[Bodisathva]

Don't they have windmills instead?

They're not that type of Dutch...

 

[ColinEssex]

No, but the Amish do make nice wooden cabinets and - in my limited experience - bake decent cakes.

not that they need to now with $4m bucks in the bank

Col

 

[Bodisathva]

not that they need to now with $4m bucks in the bank

 

[Rich]

They're not that type of Dutch...

Are they Double Dutch?

 

[Rich]