What's your best/worst joke? (1 Viewer)

[ToryM]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

 

[Rx_]

You would think thing on sexism would have gotten better over the years her in the US. But, given the bad economy it appears to have gone downhill.
A young lady I know just graduated from college and was anxious to get into the job market. She applied to a firm and was excited to get an interview.
The senior manager, a male, personally interviewed her.
He told her, "Let me get to the point."
"Can you make a good pot of coffee and serve it with a smile?"

Let me tell you, she was not about to put up with that kind of thing.
She walked right out of that Starbucks!

 

[Rx_]

Education in US Culture Difference for those across the pond:
One of the many differences between the northern and southern states is the style of introductions.
For example, the northern introduction to a child's fairy tale is, "Once upon a time...” while the south introduction would be, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t!!"

 

[Gorf]

Monastery Life
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies or centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "W e missed the R ! We missed the R ! We missed the R !"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies,
"The word was...

CELEBRATE!!!"

Surely the word would have been "CELIBRATE" if the only thing wrong was the missed R?

 

[Steve R.]

In the TV series Futurama, a brain slug attaches to Fry's head to feed on his brain (waves) and dies of starvation.

 

[Rx_]

Every Futurama episode starts with a unique on-screen subtitle when the Planet Express ship flies through the Futurama logo. And these are the first half of them:
I have used a few of them as my signature before. Yes, one of them references Microsoft.

[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season1#1ACV01"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV01[/COLOR][/URL]] IN COLOR
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season1#1ACV02"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV02[/COLOR][/URL]] IN HYPNO-VISION
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season1#1ACV03"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV03[/COLOR][/URL]] AS SEEN ON TV
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season1#1ACV04"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV04[/COLOR][/URL]] presented in BC [Brain Control] where available
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season1#1ACV05"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV05[/COLOR][/URL]] Featuring GRATIOUS ALIEN NUDITY
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season1#1ACV06"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV06[/COLOR][/URL]] LOADING..
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season1#1ACV07"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV07[/COLOR][/URL]] PRESENTED IN DOUBLE VISION (WHERE DRUNK)
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season1#1ACV08"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV08[/COLOR][/URL]] Mr. Bender's Wardrobe by ROBOTANY 500
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season1#1ACV09"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV09[/COLOR][/URL]] Condemned by the Space Pope
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#1ACV10"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV10[/COLOR][/URL]] Filmed On Location
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#1ACV11"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV11[/COLOR][/URL]] Transmitido en Martian en SAP
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#1ACV12"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV12[/COLOR][/URL]] -=PROUDLY MADE ON EARTH=-
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#1ACV13"][COLOR=#0066cc]1ACV13[/COLOR][/URL]] LIVE FROM OMICRON PERSEI 8
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV01"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV01[/COLOR][/URL]] MADE FROM MEAT BY-PRODUCTS
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV02"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV02[/COLOR][/URL]] >>NOT Y3K COMPLIANT<<
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV03"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV03[/COLOR][/URL]] FROM THE MAKERS OF FUTURAMA
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV04"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV04[/COLOR][/URL]] Based on a true Story
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV05"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV05[/COLOR][/URL]] From the network that brought you "The Simpsons"
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV06"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV06[/COLOR][/URL]] Not Based On the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV07"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV07[/COLOR][/URL]] THE SHOW THAT WATCHES BACK
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV08"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV08[/COLOR][/URL]] Nominated For Three Glemmys
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV09"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV09[/COLOR][/URL]] This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV10"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV10[/COLOR][/URL]] COMING SOON TO AN ILLEGAL DVD
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV11"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV11[/COLOR][/URL]] As Foretold by Nostradamus
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV12"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV12[/COLOR][/URL]] A Stern Warning of Things to Come
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV13"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV13[/COLOR][/URL]] SIMULCAST ON CRAZY PEOPLE'S FILLINGS
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV14"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV14[/COLOR][/URL]] LARVA-TESTED, PUPA-APPROVED
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV15"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV15[/COLOR][/URL]] FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season2#2ACV16"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV16[/COLOR][/URL]] PAINSTACKINGLY DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#2ACV17"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV17[/COLOR][/URL]] TOUCH EYEBALLS TO SCREEN FOR CHEAP LASER SURGERY
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#2ACV18"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV18[/COLOR][/URL]] SMELL-O-VISION USERS INSERT NOSTRIL TUBES NOW
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#2ACV19"][COLOR=#0066cc]2ACV19[/COLOR][/URL]] Not a Substitute for Human Interaction
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#3ACV01"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV01[/COLOR][/URL]] Secreted by the Comedy Bee
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#3ACV02"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV02[/COLOR][/URL]] IF NOT ENTERTAINING; WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#3ACV04"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV04[/COLOR][/URL]] BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY ONE YEAR IN THE FUTURE
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#3ACV05"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV05[/COLOR][/URL]] Now With Chucklelin
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#3ACV06"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV06[/COLOR][/URL]] TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINES
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#3ACV07"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV07[/COLOR][/URL]] 80% ENTERTAINMENT BY VOLUME
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#3ACV08"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV08[/COLOR][/URL]] DECIPHERED FROM CROP CIRCLES
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#3ACV09"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV09[/COLOR][/URL]] PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME SONG
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#3ACV11"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV11[/COLOR][/URL]] Bender's Humor by [FONT=Times New Roman]Microsoft Joke[/FONT]
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#3ACV13"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV13[/COLOR][/URL]] FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING THE CHANNEL
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#3ACV14"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV14[/COLOR][/URL]] FOR PROPER VIEWING, TAKE RED PILL NOW
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season3#3ACV15"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV15[/COLOR][/URL]] NO HUMANS WHERE PROBED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season4#3ACV19"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV19[/COLOR][/URL]] FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season4#S04E02"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV03[/COLOR][/URL]] THIS EPISODE PERFORMED ENTIRELY BY SOCK PUPPETS
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season4#S04E03"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV18[/COLOR][/URL]] Hey, TiVo! Suggest THIS!
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season4#S04E04"][COLOR=#0066cc]4ACV03[/COLOR][/URL]] WHEN YOU SEE THE ROBOT, DRINK!
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season4#S04E05"][COLOR=#0066cc]4ACV02[/COLOR][/URL]] IT'S LIKE 'HEE HAW' WITH LASERS
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season4/#S04E06"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV10[/COLOR][/URL]] KRAFTED WITH LUV[SIZE=1] BY MONSTERS
[/SIZE][[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season4/#3ACV17"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV17[/COLOR][/URL]] PSST... BIG PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AFTER THE SHOW
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season4/#3ACV20"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV20[/COLOR][/URL]] PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND TRICORDERS
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season4/#S04E09"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV21[/COLOR][/URL]] LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT
[[URL="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/Season4/#S04E10"][COLOR=#0066cc]3ACV16[/COLOR][/URL]] SCRATCH HERE TO REVEAL PRIZE

 

[Rabbie]

Bump - Because some members have not been able to find this thread

 

[Dick7Access]

[FONT=&quot]A friend of mine who works with the Eskimo's up near the north poles got in the habit of sitting on blocks of ice. Sure enough, now he has polaroids.[/FONT]

 

[Smart8]

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper, frown and say: "That's not it."
This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier examined.
A military psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged and wrote out his discharge from the army and handed it to the soldier, who picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it."

 

[Frothingslosh]

I'd post a joke about ebola, but none of you will probably get it.

 

[wire_jp]

a couple named their newborn twins "Dis one" and "Dat one"

 

[Knildon]

They must have been from Essex, U.K.

 

[CJ_London]

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips."

"This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it." .......

 

[ConnorGiles]

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips."

"This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it." .......

This actually made me laugh more than it should have.

 

[Rx_]

Just because I am from Colorado, I don't need any more IM's about what I am getting you for Christmas.
But, it is true. The Girl Scouts building on Broadway became vacant. There is now a licensed Pot store there. I often wonder. With our bad economy if all the girl scouts graduated from college looking for work still sell brownies there?

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"

"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."

----------------
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She had been with so many perverted men over the years that she felt she needed a big change and would only get one by marrying a virgin male near her age.

She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin who was 55 years old. She finally narrowed her international choice to an Australian Database Programmer.

After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had indeed never been with a woman and they were married. On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her nightie. When she came back out, she found that her new husband had taken the bed and everything in the room and stacked it in one corner of the room. Thinking this was rather kinky, she said to her husband, "I thought you had never been with a woman."

He replied, "That's true, but if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!

[not intended to highlight anyone , but the whole kangaroo punch line wouldn't work otherwise]

 

[Dick7Access]

work otherwise]

I like the part about reloading! Oops wrong thread, Ho, Ho, Ho

 

[CJ_London]

IDIOT SIGHTING #1

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a Twenty pence piece. She said: 'you gave me too much money.'
I said: 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so and he handed me back the 20 pence and said: 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at Mac D's.

IDIOT SIGHTING #2

We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said: 'Lady you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two'

We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park , Nr Watford UK

IDIOT SIGHTING #3

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
Story from Potters Bar , Herts , UK

IDIOT SIGHTING #4

My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimum lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From South Oxhey Herts , UK

IDIOT SIGHTING #5

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport employee asked: 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied: 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded: 'That's why we ask.'

Happened Luton Airport .... UK


IDIOT SIGHTING #6

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled she responded: 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She is a Local County Council employee in Harrow , Middlesex , UK

IDIOT SIGHTING #7

When my husband and I arrived at our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey' I announced to the Fitter/ Mechanic, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans,Hertfordshire UK .

 

[burrina]

Two Women Have to Pee!

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away.
Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers,
but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it.
After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop.
My wife came home last night without her panties.
" "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said,
'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

 

[kevlray]

IDIOT SIGHTING #3

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
Story from Potters Bar , Herts , UK



I heard almost the same thing happened Wisconsin when a woman wrote a complaint in the local newspaper.

 

[Dick7Access]

IDIOT SIGHTING #1

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a Twenty pence piece. She said: 'you gave me too much money.'
I said: 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so and he handed me back the 20 pence and said: 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at Mac D's.

IDIOT SIGHTING #2

We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said: 'Lady you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two'

We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park , Nr Watford UK

IDIOT SIGHTING #3

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
Story from Potters Bar , Herts , UK

IDIOT SIGHTING #4

My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimum lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From South Oxhey Herts , UK

IDIOT SIGHTING #5

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport employee asked: 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied: 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded: 'That's why we ask.'

Happened Luton Airport .... UK


IDIOT SIGHTING #6

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled she responded: 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She is a Local County Council employee in Harrow , Middlesex , UK

IDIOT SIGHTING #7

When my husband and I arrived at our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey' I announced to the Fitter/ Mechanic, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans,Hertfordshire UK .

The sad part is that these people get to vote!