Why The Gun Is Civilization (1 Viewer)

[KenHigg]

Hey Bungalow Bill what did you kill, did you feel ill, after all, you are over the hill

You hitting the sauce a bit early today?

 

[Rich]

You hitting the sauce a bit early today?

I have to build up for Friday

 

[KenHigg]

Wish col could lighten up a bit like you do...

We're doing turkey day dinner at church 2 nite

(No I didn't get to shoot the turkey - )

 

[Brianwarnock]

We're doing turkey day dinner at church 2 nite

(No I didn't get to shoot the turkey - )

We used to wring our hens necks to kill them when I was a youngster, I guess turkeys might be a bit big for that, is turkey day different from thanksgiving?

Brian

 

[Brianwarnock]

I have to build up for Friday

So what did you have to drink with your chinese last week?
Brian

 

[KenHigg]

We used to wring our hens necks to kill them when I was a youngster, I guess turkeys might be a bit big for that, is turkey day different from thanksgiving?

Brian

Same thing...

I did have a job at a chicken plant when I was in high school. Now there was a time when killing something wasn't fun...

 

[KenHigg]

We used to wring our hens necks to kill them ...
Brian

Anyone that has seen that has a slightly different take on the phrase when the hear a person in public say they could wring some one's neck -

 

[Brianwarnock]

Anyone that has seen that has a slightly different take on the phrase when the hear a person in public say they could wring some one's neck -

Yeah, you know to keep out of the way untill the nervous twitching stops.

It was plucking the damn things that I hated and for some reason it was decided that it was the youngests job.

Brian

 

[Rich]

So what did you have to drink with your chinese last week?
Brian

A Froggy Merlot

 

[KenHigg]

Yeah, you know to keep out of the way untill the nervous twitching stops.

It was plucking the damn things that I hated and for some reason it was decided that it was the youngests job.

Brian

That would have made you the young plucker huh?

 

[Rich]

Yeah, you know to keep out of the way untill the nervous twitching stops.

It was plucking the damn things that I hated and for some reason it was decided that it was the youngests job.

Brian

Didn't they have to be singed as well?

 

[MrsGorilla]

Odd how killing an animal and dressing it out for food is not allowed to be 'fun' and how anyone that does is somehow deemed morally unfit.

You're supposed to cry over it afterwards.

 

[MrsGorilla]

(No I didn't get to shoot the turkey - )

You mean you didn't get to shoot the turkey or you didn't have to shoot the turkey? If you didn't get to, that would be a callous attitude. If you didn't have to, then that would be OK.

 

[Rich]

You're supposed to cry over it afterwards.

No, that would be sarcasm

 

[MrsGorilla]

No, that would be sarcasm

OK, so say a prayer then? Or crack open a bottle of champagne?

 

[Rich]

Or crack open a bottle of champagne?

I wouldn't go that far, Champagne's too expensive and grossly overated

 

[MrsGorilla]

I wouldn't go that far, Champagne's too expensive and grossly overated

Well, I would agree with you there.

Just trying to find out what the proper "animal killing for food only but not fun" etiquette is.

 

[Rich]

Well, I would agree with you there.

You see how easy it is for great minds to think alike, now that we've started there are one or two other issues to resolve. They are............

 

[MrsGorilla]

You see how easy it is for great minds to think alike, now that we've started there are one or two other issues to resolve. They are............

Yes, I'm well aware of what they are.

Besides, we agree on quite a few things...

 

[Rich]

Yes, I'm well aware of what they are.

Are you sure? I can provide a concise list if you like