Happy Birthday ColinEssex

[MSAccessRookie]

Happy Birthday Colin. Hope you have a good one, and may you continue to provide excellent advice in ths Access Forum for as long as you wish.

 

[dkinley]

Have a great one and don't overdo the vodka bit too soon --- you've a whole weekend to make an awesome birthday of it!

-dK

 

[Vassago]

I think I went with bendix last time 'round on my truck - ?

You could always go with this:

 

[ColinEssex]

I know what you mean. It's deathly quiet around here these days

Just trying to avoid another ban. Say the wrong thing and someone will squeal to the mods and that'll be that - no second chance next time.

Col

 

[oumahexi]

Just trying to avoid another ban. Say the wrong thing and someone will squeal to the mods and that'll be that - no second chance next time.

Col

That's freedom of speech for you then eh?

I hope the next year is much better for you and your missus Colin.

 

[ColinEssex]

That's freedom of speech for you then eh?

Well, American free speech - although the forums have a "co.uk" tag, they are now American run so normal conversation needs to be scrutinised before posting, as the Americans take offence at the slightest thing.

I've even dropped trying to teach them English grammar as it was deemed offensive. Obviously they didn't understand it, so therefore it must be offensive and alien.

Sometimes it's so boring in the forums now, I don't bother to log in for several days.

Col

 

[oumahexi]

Well, American free speech - although the forums have a "co.uk" tag, they are now American run so normal conversation needs to be scrutinised before posting, as the Americans take offence at the slightest thing.

I've even dropped trying to teach them English grammar as it was deemed offensive. Obviously they didn't understand it, so therefore it must be offensive and alien.

Sometimes it's so boring in the forums now, I don't bother to log in for several days.

Col

You see, I've tried, ocashionally making the little spelling mistake or grammer error just to keep you on your toes, but you just don't seem to bite as often We can't have you fadding away to nothing now that your retired. Come on Col!!

 

[ColinEssex]

"Fadding"?

It's a long time since I fadded.

Col

 

[Rich]

Well, American free speech -

Oxymoron, surely?

 

[Brianwarnock]

Sorry I missed it Col, I was catching the sun in Spain, hope it was a good one. Should have guessed that you are a member of the Libra club as per Cindy and me as you have such a balanced view of things.
Hope the missus is ok.

Brian

 

[oumahexi]

"Fadding"?

It's a long time since I fadded.

Col

You should do it more often. Maybe the world would be a better place if we all took time for fadding

Sorry I missed it Col, I was catching the sun in Spain, hope it was a good one. Should have guessed that you are a member of the Libra club as per Cindy and me as you have such a balanced view of things.

Brian

Gee that figures. My Goblin grandson is a Libra, I can see the similarities

 

[Rich]

Gee that figures. My Goblin grandson is a Libra, I can see the similarities

Is he aware yet that he's not on your Chrissy pres list?

 

[oumahexi]

Is he aware yet that he's not on your Chrissy pres list?

Why wouldn't he be? Other than that I don't do Chrissy pressies I don't mind Golbins, they're great fun to have around, especially at this time of the year !

 

[Tay]

Another one I missed. Hope you had a great day, Col.

 

[Joe8915]

Well Colin, have a wonderful and happy birthday............ best wishes

your pal

the proud American

 

[GaryPanic]

Have a great one - Cakes !!!!

 

[Joe8915]

I thought Colin's birthday was on July 4

Mike, when I saw this, I about fell off my chair, cracking up. That was a good one.