Didn't know that burgle was a valid verb. But then again, it's much more common to hear "Burglars broke into the house and took the good silverware." rather than "Burglars burgled the good silverware."
Which brings up another point. English has went through so many lurches in various peculiarities we end up with with so many different valid way to say. In fact, English shares lot of common with Perl language.
An example from Orwell satirizing his contemporaries excessive fondness for wordiness:
"A not unwhite rabbit ran across not unsmall field, chased by not unblack dog."
He also has lambasted others for loose choice of words:
"We prescribe a regiment of public policies to alleviate the social ailments." (Does that mean we have to visit our local pharmacy for a refill of whatever it is they're prescribing?)
My personal pet peeves is with passive voice:
"The Saints is the team that he played for." when we have a perfectly acceptable way: "He plays for the Saints."
(To be fair, there are indeed valid cases where passive voice makes sense, as long we're doing some kind of emphasizing the object over than the subject, but I can tell you that the biggest reason of why Victorian writings makes for a dry reading is exactly because of excess toward passive voice forms.)
And don't get me started on articles and subject/verb agreements....