Notes From A Thoughtful Husband

[KenHigg]

*bats eyes sweetly* Now kenny, why are you looking all around except for my eyes.

Must not look...Must not look...

 

[ColinEssex]

That is if she is a ditzy woman. Us intelligent women will not fall for that so easily. I dare say cupcake would not fall prey to that tatic.

She will, they all do. . . . . .trust me

Col

 

[selenau837]

Must not look...Must not look...

HaHaHa, us southern belles can break through that. However that is a great likeness of you kenny.

 

[selenau837]

She will, they all do. . . . . .trust me

Col

Not me. However take me into Best Buy, Low's, Home Depot and it may work. That is doubt full though!!

 

[Rich]

Just pick some flowers from a garden on the way home and shove 'em under her nose, never fails

 

[ColinEssex]

Not me. However take me into Best Buy, Low's, Home Depot and it may work. That is doubt full though!!

Take you???? whats wrong with the car? there's always the bus. . . . .
If women go out - that means 2 hrs or so of peace and quiet for us, where we can do what we want for a change

Col

 

[KenHigg]

ooooohhhhhhh no - not good, that means spending loads of money - women never pay - its one of the "womens equality" things they conveniently forget

Plus you'll wait hours while she gets ready, then you'll be late, then you'll row alot because you mentioned about having 2 mins to drive 20 miles for the meal and she's in a huff because you were pacing up and down waiting.

Then you'll get the silent treatment. . . . . . . .[Ken] "Whats wrong Cupcake?". . . [Cupcake] "WELL - IF YOU DON'T KNOW.......I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU!"

Col

Plus I've learned to never say I'm not hungry. If she ever brings up food, I should always be game. The other day on the way home from church she mentioned food, as if to imply going somewhere to eat and I politely said I really wasn't hungry. Then 3 hours later I went to get a snack from the fridge (I think she was stalking me) and she say's 'I thought you weren't hungry!!'

 

[selenau837]

Take you???? whats wrong with the car? there's always the bus. . . . .
If women go out - that means 2 hrs or so of peace and quiet for us, where we can do what we want for a change

Col

You could take her on the back of your bike *grins* Just think with a motorbike, you can't buy much becuase not alot of room.

Sheesh, don't you men think ahead?? Car = trunk= alot of money,
motor bike = no trunk = less money.

 

[Rich]

Sheesh, don't you men think ahead?? Car = trunk= alot of money,
motor bike = no trunk = less money.

What and wear away the leather on the seat, not f....... likely

 

[selenau837]

Plus I've learned to never say I'm not hungry. If she ever brings up food, I should always be game. The other day on the way home from church she mentioned food, as if to imply going somewhere to eat and I politely said I really wasn't hungry. Then 3 hours later I went to get a snack from the fridge (I think she was stalking me) and she say's 'I thought you weren't hungry!!'

Well duh!! She didn't want to cook, and she was politely telling you. How long have you been married??

Did you get to eat at all?? I wouldn't have cooked at all that day. I'm just bratty like that.

 

[ColinEssex]

The other day on the way home from church she mentioned food, as if to imply going somewhere to eat

Just ask her to make you a sandwich too whilst she's doing one for herself

Col

 

[KenHigg]

You could take her on the back of your bike *grins* Just think with a motorbike, you can't buy much becuase not alot of room.

Sheesh, don't you men think ahead?? Car = trunk= alot of money,
motor bike = no trunk = less money.

>Sigh< Cupcake done figured that one out...

 

[selenau837]

What and wear away the leather on the seat, not f....... likely

I guess it depends on who the female is? If she is a little hottie I bet you would.

 

[Rich]

Just ask her to make you a sandwich too whilst she's doing one for herself

Col

A proper wife would have already had them prepared

 

[selenau837]

Just ask her to make you a sandwich too whilst she's doing one for herself

Col

DOH!!! Col......What to do with you Col...tsk..tsk..tsk..!!!

 

[Rich]

If she is a little hottie I bet you would.

Yes but wives don't fall into that category

 

[ColinEssex]

You could take her on the back of your bike *grins* Just think with a motorbike, you can't buy much becuase not alot of room.

no chance, its not a taxi service

Sheesh, don't you men think ahead?? Car = trunk= alot of money,
motor bike = no trunk = less money.

and Bus = buy it with your money and carry it yourself

Col

 

[KenHigg]

Just ask her to make you a sandwich too whilst she's doing one for herself

Col

I thought we were on a team here... You trying to get me in the obituaries...

 

[selenau837]

A proper wife would have already had them prepared

Sheesh, where are the other women when you need them?

Richy boy!! You're encouragable!!

 

[Rich]

Sheesh, where are the other women when you need them?

Like the Missus when you want her, missing